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Formerly evilzenmuppet. Trying to shed some of the Bird App negativity.
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Text of a Tumblr post that reads: guy who watches anime: I'm a weirdo guy who believes in the divine right if kings: I'm normal
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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#libraries
Screencap of a post that reads: Scene from "We Work In A Library" today: New colleague to me: "Did you see the email about the book?" Me: "... you're going to have to narrow that down for me."
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Put my hat here so I wouldn't forget it tomorrow. A witch's work is never done.
Photo of a rolling laptop bag with a black witch hat perched on the handle
October 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I do this all the time.
Screencap of a Tumblr post by draconym that reads: Me: fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà-- (Paper towel roll falls on my face) Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.
October 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Tumblr post from Lindsey McDonald's eyelashes that says "Fun costuming detail for Leverage: Redemption Season 4 would be for Sophie to occasionally wear jewelry that looks remarkably similar to each of the stolen Louvre pieces. The less said about it, the better"
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Folks the East Room of the White House is in the main building, not in the East Wing, which is where the demolition is happening. The circle is where the East Room is (on the first floor). The X is the demolished area. The East Room is AFAIK intact.
Map of the White House with a red circle marking the East Room and a red X marking the East Wing.
October 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Try.
Screen grab of the Indivisible Instagram which posted an image of the No Kings rally with a quote from the TV show Andor that says "We have friends everywhere"
October 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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7pm to 10pm on a weeknight is 30 minutes
October 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Since the raid, Watson said she and her neighbors have only seen a few people return to the apartment building at 7500 South Shore. She said she thinks the Black people who didn’t have warrants were released, but she’s seen very few immigrants. Castro said she has heard that a couple of people were released on ankle monitors. “They went back to the building, but it was already boarded up.” Block Club Chicago reported on Thursday that residents who were released were starting to return to the building and pick up the damage. “The ones that are getting out are coming home to no home,” Watson said. According to her, after the raid occurred, building management stole or threw out residents belongings, including visas and important documents.
October 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Ha! I was just there and tormenting my friends with the theme song.
September 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Tumblr post that says "I need a day between every day to recover from the day before"
September 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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These things are in fact not popular, and are increasingly unpopular; for the many people who cannot subsist on content and grievance alone, it has become very difficult to ignore the reality that everything else in American life is atrophying due to the attention and resources currently being redirected to manufacturing this content. No one and nothing else matters; Trump, in his bloated imperial phase, no longer even pretends that anyone or anything else ever could.
September 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Drawing of Wily E. Coyote holding a small sign that says "Egad."
September 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Photo of a set of glass elephants, including one large bookend, two blown glass ones, and two tiny ones.
September 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Jesus. If this is the attitude from sex therapists no wonder.
Sex is like going to the gym,” she says. “Sometimes you feel like you don’t want to do it, but you always feel better afterwards.”
August 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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August 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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every part of living as a person in 2025 feels like fighting a losing battle. and you’re supposed to just get on with it or you’re weird
August 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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I saw my entire generation scarred for life by one swamp...
August 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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ill never stop being democracy pilled ive got that give me liberty or give me death dog in me even if my fellow americans took theirs out back and shot it
July 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I'm sorry, what? The vast majority of interpersonal conflict is caused by this shit in my experience.
May 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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My feed did the thing
May 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours? I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.
May 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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May the Fourth be with you.
Picture of a Klingon from Star Trek captioned "Glory to the other franchise today!!!"
May 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM