So one of my friends is going down on me, and she stops to say that she appreciates that I don't just talk about being a whore, but I actually follow through.

I have the best friends. ❤️

#Slut

It's time for sweater-weather friends! NSFW and all that. 😉

the worst part about sex is trying to stick your dick in, having to turn it upside down and try again, then flipping it over again before it finally goes in

I almost forgot about fat cock Friday! Good thing there are time zones, so it still counts.

For those of you who like then dripping.

I got locked out of the bird for trying to use this picture as my pfp and it might be gone forever 🫡🥹

pack it up folks, abigail thorn has solved the ethics in AI issue

a gloryhole for untreated sleep apnea is called a snoreyhole

Good evening ❤️

Well it's Friday, so I owe the internet a fat (or at least sort of thick) cock. Anybody doing anything exciting this weekend? NSFW

I'm way too horny for all the work I have to do today. I'm also way too sleepy for all the horny I am today.

Happy tummy Tuesday or whatever we are supposed to be doing today. You can see my cock in the picture because I had no more bubbles for my bubble bath. It's not hard because I'm tired and you're not paying me for this. 😂

I want to be tied up and blindfolded and for random people to touch me inappropriately.

(Just don't squeeze my testicals. They are sensitive.) 🥺