I think what sets the greats apart is their lyrics.

A great storyteller is a great storyteller, regardless if the backing band is a guitar and drums, an orchestra, a synth and sequencers, or an upside down 5-gal bucket.

Danceability, however, may vary some.

I don’t consider Johnny Cash to be a “country” musician, so much as an American musician. He made American music, just like Willie and Waylon and Kris and anyone else whose music reflects life in our part of the world.

Cash made American music in the best possible ways.

It’s terrorism. And who’s going to stop them?

That’s what needs to be solved. Immediately.

I do not and would not ever want to agree with the statement above.

And yet, it is 100% factually correct. There is no argument to the contrary.

Our federal government is now a terrorist organization.

I might’ve just threw up a little, but that was dead on balls accurate.

Thank you for being here. I left the other place months ago and would be saddened if I didn’t get to see at least the occasional post from you.

If only Garland had DONE ANYTHING.

Well, you did ask for it 😊

Was half-kidding. Honestly, it’s hard to pare-down “500 lbs of rancid turds in a 250-lb bag,” so really anything will do as it conveys the notion.

I beg your pardon. That’s an insult to douchebags the world over.

That was from 2017, if memory serves.
Jackson is now a Congressman in TX.

Maple bacon flavored coffee? Denis Leary famously did a routine about that.

“Pull up your pants!”

That’s about 380 miles as the crow flies. On the edge of 2026, it should be around 2 hours by rail if we were a civilized nation.

For some reason I read that as “Stephen Miller is…” and the rest of it tracked just fine

Then I rubbed my eyes and re-read… oh. F that guy like every other day.