Mr. Blutarsky0.0
@zeroblutarsky.bsky.social
Constant reader and master of useless music trivia. Involuntary 1984 role player.
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New Year's Bluesky reintroduction:
I am 51, living in Hillsboro, Oregon. Commuting to a cubicle job in Portland. I came to Bluesky during the great untwittering of Nov 2024. I enjoy playing guitar, writing about pop culture, and remembering when everything wasn't terrible.
I am 51, living in Hillsboro, Oregon. Commuting to a cubicle job in Portland. I came to Bluesky during the great untwittering of Nov 2024. I enjoy playing guitar, writing about pop culture, and remembering when everything wasn't terrible.
The energy I bring to Bluesky
two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in a room . one of the men is pointing at the other .
Alt: Bluto trying to cheer up Flounder
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January 21, 2026 at 2:32 AM
The energy I bring to Bluesky
I'm wondering if we could avoid some of these problems if we just changed his diaper more regularly.
January 20, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I'm wondering if we could avoid some of these problems if we just changed his diaper more regularly.
Don't know who needs to hear this, but when your leadership has no clear value structure beyond valuing those who obey, they will pitch you under a bus the second you aren't useful to them any longer.
a woman in a white uniform with the word andor on the bottom right
Alt: Dierdre from Andor eyeing the room
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January 20, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Don't know who needs to hear this, but when your leadership has no clear value structure beyond valuing those who obey, they will pitch you under a bus the second you aren't useful to them any longer.
19 years ago my good friend Shawn was abducted and murdered in Iraq. His friends will always remember him on this day.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karbala...
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Karbala provincial headquarters raid - Wikipedia
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January 20, 2026 at 3:37 PM
19 years ago my good friend Shawn was abducted and murdered in Iraq. His friends will always remember him on this day.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karbala...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karbala...
Just discovered a life hack: if you just keep eating you won't have any leftovers to have to put away.
January 19, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Just discovered a life hack: if you just keep eating you won't have any leftovers to have to put away.
Bro, do you even dread your existence on this godforsaken Earth?
January 18, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Bro, do you even dread your existence on this godforsaken Earth?
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Seen in Minneapolis this morning
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Seen in Minneapolis this morning
My email inbox got full so I'm going through and deleting years of old emails. Nothing like walking down a lane of bad memories that I wasn't prepared to revisit. 0/5, cannot recommend.
January 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
My email inbox got full so I'm going through and deleting years of old emails. Nothing like walking down a lane of bad memories that I wasn't prepared to revisit. 0/5, cannot recommend.
* standing in the garage, in January
"I put a flimsy sleeping bag on the concrete floor so you should be all set."
"I put a flimsy sleeping bag on the concrete floor so you should be all set."
January 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
* standing in the garage, in January
"I put a flimsy sleeping bag on the concrete floor so you should be all set."
"I put a flimsy sleeping bag on the concrete floor so you should be all set."
"He's like a weeble. His head is a big square that's almost as big around as his body."
January 17, 2026 at 3:18 AM
"He's like a weeble. His head is a big square that's almost as big around as his body."
If I had known that doing the right thing was never going to get me anywhere I could have just become the Joker and found fun ways to mess with people until they threw me in the loony bin.
January 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
If I had known that doing the right thing was never going to get me anywhere I could have just become the Joker and found fun ways to mess with people until they threw me in the loony bin.
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Life was better when MASH came on right after the late news.
January 10, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Life was better when MASH came on right after the late news.
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When they said you should sit on the throne they meant that you had the bearing of an unflushed toilet.
January 14, 2026 at 10:36 PM
When they said you should sit on the throne they meant that you had the bearing of an unflushed toilet.
When they said you should sit on the throne they meant that you had the bearing of an unflushed toilet.
January 14, 2026 at 10:36 PM
When they said you should sit on the throne they meant that you had the bearing of an unflushed toilet.
*skeptical expression
You're telling me this Holly isn't AI?
You're telling me this Holly isn't AI?
a close up of a woman 's face with the website darrelljoyce.com in the lower right corner
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the website darrelljoyce.com in the lower right corner
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January 14, 2026 at 4:42 AM
*skeptical expression
You're telling me this Holly isn't AI?
You're telling me this Holly isn't AI?
Aaron Rodgers next career should be Human Punching Bag. I'd pay good money to either punch him in the face or put on the pads and sack him. With a DB downfield to run back the inevitable interception.
January 13, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Aaron Rodgers next career should be Human Punching Bag. I'd pay good money to either punch him in the face or put on the pads and sack him. With a DB downfield to run back the inevitable interception.
Relating more to the "listen to yourself churn" part than the "I feel fine" part
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R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World
YouTube video by REMVEVO
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January 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Relating more to the "listen to yourself churn" part than the "I feel fine" part
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Not now, Bob! Good luck on the next part of your long, strange trip.
January 11, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Not now, Bob! Good luck on the next part of your long, strange trip.
I guess it's kind of hard to tell law enforcement to check your ego and remember that you're there to serve and protect when we are bombarded every day with a guy who's just a fat sack of ego and arrogance.
January 10, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I guess it's kind of hard to tell law enforcement to check your ego and remember that you're there to serve and protect when we are bombarded every day with a guy who's just a fat sack of ego and arrogance.
Friday drive home music
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January 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Friday drive home music
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That first 5-day week after two long weekends is rough. Like, "what do you mean tomorrow's another workday?"
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
That first 5-day week after two long weekends is rough. Like, "what do you mean tomorrow's another workday?"
Kind of always the 90s around our house. Saying it was a simpler time is an understatement youtu.be/FTHVIwWFVK8?...
The Verve Pipe - Photograph (Official Video)
YouTube video by VervePipeVEVO
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January 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Kind of always the 90s around our house. Saying it was a simpler time is an understatement youtu.be/FTHVIwWFVK8?...
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If you’re scared of a Honda Pilot driving less than 5 miles an hour, with its wheels pointing away from you, you should not be working in law-enforcement…
You shouldn’t have a gun. You shouldn’t have a badge. You should find a new line of work.
You shouldn’t have a gun. You shouldn’t have a badge. You should find a new line of work.
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
If you’re scared of a Honda Pilot driving less than 5 miles an hour, with its wheels pointing away from you, you should not be working in law-enforcement…
You shouldn’t have a gun. You shouldn’t have a badge. You should find a new line of work.
You shouldn’t have a gun. You shouldn’t have a badge. You should find a new line of work.
Imagine allowing the biggest collection of weak-kneed pussies ever assembled to determine when you are "using your vehicle as a weapon"
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Imagine allowing the biggest collection of weak-kneed pussies ever assembled to determine when you are "using your vehicle as a weapon"
Icy out this morning.
(Also ICE-y out)
Be careful!
(Also ICE-y out)
Be careful!
January 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Icy out this morning.
(Also ICE-y out)
Be careful!
(Also ICE-y out)
Be careful!