This feels like someone trying to make real a subplot/theme-gimmick in an 80s Paul Verhoeven film.

Never was a fan of the Carpenters, but I'd rather listen to Karen Carpenter play drums on loop than any sequence of notes ever delivered from Jerry Garcia.

The Brady bunch is too stylish. It would be more like the Regal Beagle from Three's Company. Just naugahide and disappointment in all directions.

Good. The space needs a shakeup.

10 bucks says they got one of the junior lede writers to make the selection using Gemini.

I feel like my bath is missing a coat.

Had. We have strained almost all of them to no serviceable positive end that I can tell. As a result, actually delivering seems like a stretch goal at this point.

That either requires everyone to be an exceptional wordsmith....or be ultracrepidarian about it.