lions at the zoo:

@samreich.bsky.social happy birthday! it’s hard to believe you’re so young since you were here the whole time!

Kurt Vonnegut man

i don’t do “small steps”

i do zero steps

then all the steps at once in an unhinged burst of manic efficiency that i will not be able to replicate again for months

Imagine DOGE opens your mail and finds your household electric bill. To eliminate this cost, they burn your house down without warning. Then they total up the bills that, as a homeless person, you will never again pay. On its website, DOGE boasts about the money it has saved you.

I have a lot of autistic friends. none of them have ever done anything even close to a Sieg Heil.