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Zever
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Random social media refugee that ended up here.
Mistakes were made in officer involved road accident.
December 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Meanwhile at the Whitehouse: "Hey ChatGPT, generate a million pages of fake Epstein files. There. Now they won't know what's real!"
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This needs to be a regulation for all cars. If you want to do electric latches then it should be a requirement that pulling the handle a little is electric, pulling it a lot is a mechanical release which requires no power. And this needs to be true for internal and external handles.
December 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Yet again: "When I set fire to my neighbor's house, there was no way of predicting it would threaten my own home!"
December 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
They only thing they ever believed in was whatever bullshit would get them attention and power.
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Kudos to everyone who called them “Kavanaugh stops.” The name stung. So now he’s saying:

“DON’T CALL THEM KAVANAUGH STOPS! Ignore what I said before. Of course DHS needs reasonable suspicion and can’t racial profile. Why would anyone think otherwise?”
December 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Republicans don't believe in democracy
December 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Pay for play
December 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Trump's name is redacted from files that we know previously contained it...
December 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It's true. They jumped out of the van, gave me a hug, said "good job" and then left. It was really encouraging I have to admit.
December 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Greed in the larger sense, yes, but they're happy to lose money on CBS to control the news.
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
That's true. I have a Samsung that's pretty well behaved on that score but it's ten years old I think.
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I just never let it have network access. It can only display what it receives over HDMI
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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As someone said, it was the Pettyburg Address.
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Don't insult dildos. They make people feel good. Mike never has.
December 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Heavy, polluting, underpowered, bad steering, bad brakes... But yeah, man, did they have style.
December 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Yeah, that was a disappointing revelation.
December 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
December 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If this were a video she'd be blinking a morse code message.
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Enshitification
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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ICE hires more criminals than it arrests.
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM