dwyane wasian
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dwyane wasian
@zholbro.party
· Nov 15
Hi I’m Dougie! Follow me if you like:
✨ eat dirt
🤍 play in sandbox
✨ shapes (favorite is pentagon)
🤍 colors
✨ what’s Santa gonna bring this year
🤍 cool bug
✨pouring milk all by yourself
do NOT follow if you like:
🚨 nap time
❌ clean up
🚫 sharing toys with my brother Sprayden
⚠️ girls and cooties
✨ eat dirt
🤍 play in sandbox
✨ shapes (favorite is pentagon)
🤍 colors
✨ what’s Santa gonna bring this year
🤍 cool bug
✨pouring milk all by yourself
do NOT follow if you like:
🚨 nap time
❌ clean up
🚫 sharing toys with my brother Sprayden
⚠️ girls and cooties
brain dysfunction is making the fly trap (apple cider vinegar and a bit of soap in a jar) beside the sink work overtime
August 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
brain dysfunction is making the fly trap (apple cider vinegar and a bit of soap in a jar) beside the sink work overtime
pinkpantheress needs to put out a warning for PoC (people of car) because one of those new songs samples the tone made when your relatively new car is close to contacting an obstacle
May 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
pinkpantheress needs to put out a warning for PoC (people of car) because one of those new songs samples the tone made when your relatively new car is close to contacting an obstacle
not being a sweetie to me is a recession indicator
February 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
not being a sweetie to me is a recession indicator
ma and pa always wanted me to be a casino dentist, but I had dreams of being a barbecue muralist
February 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
ma and pa always wanted me to be a casino dentist, but I had dreams of being a barbecue muralist
in my infinite wisdom I have jammed a whole Popeyes meal in me minutes before a 1 hour massage
January 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
in my infinite wisdom I have jammed a whole Popeyes meal in me minutes before a 1 hour massage
spiritual need met: cool jacket I think I’m aura farming in
January 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
spiritual need met: cool jacket I think I’m aura farming in
death stranding 2 about to be the game of the decade
January 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
death stranding 2 about to be the game of the decade
taiwan rules, I’ve seen so many car brands on the road I’d never see in North America, between mg, skoda, modern Saabs, daihatsu, and only two fucking teslas instead of two hundred. Not gonna think about why 75% of the cars on the road are SUVs at all
January 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
taiwan rules, I’ve seen so many car brands on the road I’d never see in North America, between mg, skoda, modern Saabs, daihatsu, and only two fucking teslas instead of two hundred. Not gonna think about why 75% of the cars on the road are SUVs at all
yeah man for sure you maintain some moral and intellectual superiority for living further away from the equator. nothing instills character like the sun going down at fucking 3 in the afternoon in the winter. yeah I don’t know how I would tell the difference between the seasons it seems really hard.
December 30, 2024 at 9:57 PM
yeah man for sure you maintain some moral and intellectual superiority for living further away from the equator. nothing instills character like the sun going down at fucking 3 in the afternoon in the winter. yeah I don’t know how I would tell the difference between the seasons it seems really hard.
save me Doug Christie
December 30, 2024 at 9:54 PM
save me Doug Christie
not invalidating OPs point here but I don’t really talk with many IRLs about my experience in moderating a somewhat large digital space. I get why people would hate me but goddamn there are a lot of people who have been flat out nazis
guys, you're supposed to hate the mods
December 21, 2024 at 8:45 AM
not invalidating OPs point here but I don’t really talk with many IRLs about my experience in moderating a somewhat large digital space. I get why people would hate me but goddamn there are a lot of people who have been flat out nazis
played ball with a dude dressed like a young rick james, jacket, tight pants and all. he was sinking long 3's in suede loafers on a wet ass court, ice cold, but chatty when hyping everyone else up. when a man like this tells you you did good on d, you get the feeling maybe america deserves to exist
December 19, 2024 at 5:33 AM
played ball with a dude dressed like a young rick james, jacket, tight pants and all. he was sinking long 3's in suede loafers on a wet ass court, ice cold, but chatty when hyping everyone else up. when a man like this tells you you did good on d, you get the feeling maybe america deserves to exist
SWEDISH EXCELLENCE: some guy in indiana dragged an unmaintained python library kicking and screaming into the modern era and now i can use it to take down discord twerps
December 19, 2024 at 5:27 AM
SWEDISH EXCELLENCE: some guy in indiana dragged an unmaintained python library kicking and screaming into the modern era and now i can use it to take down discord twerps
the hardest part of dating wren is when i want to buy myself an expensive new toy and they gently remind me other options (less expensive toy, enjoying the toy i have right now, etc). the second hardest part is 8.5 years of long distance
December 19, 2024 at 1:48 AM
the hardest part of dating wren is when i want to buy myself an expensive new toy and they gently remind me other options (less expensive toy, enjoying the toy i have right now, etc). the second hardest part is 8.5 years of long distance
cars so expensive... gotta deal with the financing, then the car insurance, then fuel, then vanity license plate, then the anime car wrap, then some mom gets mad when her kid sees it then in come the lawyers as we gotta figure out how much a car wrap constitutes a valid speech act,
December 11, 2024 at 11:45 PM
cars so expensive... gotta deal with the financing, then the car insurance, then fuel, then vanity license plate, then the anime car wrap, then some mom gets mad when her kid sees it then in come the lawyers as we gotta figure out how much a car wrap constitutes a valid speech act,
Reposted by dwyane wasian
Counsel will introduce themselves
Yes your honor, Nouri Jullification, for the defendant
Yes your honor, Nouri Jullification, for the defendant
December 11, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Counsel will introduce themselves
Yes your honor, Nouri Jullification, for the defendant
Yes your honor, Nouri Jullification, for the defendant
i'm not saying should be classified as a hate crime for advertisers to try and sell me tickets to events happening in LA. but what's one step below a hate crime
December 10, 2024 at 8:32 PM
i'm not saying should be classified as a hate crime for advertisers to try and sell me tickets to events happening in LA. but what's one step below a hate crime
not to make light of (insert your pet cause here) but the number of people posting about how attractive the uhc gunman is, maybe John hinckley jr had more figured out than we normally give credit for
December 10, 2024 at 8:11 AM
not to make light of (insert your pet cause here) but the number of people posting about how attractive the uhc gunman is, maybe John hinckley jr had more figured out than we normally give credit for
partner subtly sending links to job applications to me as i try to explain the unresolved questions i have about downtown sacramento pick up basketball demographics
December 6, 2024 at 7:12 AM
partner subtly sending links to job applications to me as i try to explain the unresolved questions i have about downtown sacramento pick up basketball demographics
emotional state very dependent on this mix of marinara, whipping cream, and a fistful of curry powder
December 6, 2024 at 7:09 AM
emotional state very dependent on this mix of marinara, whipping cream, and a fistful of curry powder
quality of life increasing a lot now that i know about the star trek (tos-tng-ds9-voy) IPTV channel. wish i knew about this when i still had a job lol
November 27, 2024 at 10:00 AM
quality of life increasing a lot now that i know about the star trek (tos-tng-ds9-voy) IPTV channel. wish i knew about this when i still had a job lol
getting my loved ones giftcards.com gift cards so you can use a gift card to buy a gift card
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November 27, 2024 at 9:57 AM
getting my loved ones giftcards.com gift cards so you can use a gift card to buy a gift card