!King Boolean
@zigdon.oge.social
Married programmer dad just trying to be cool. I like computers. DevOps Guy. KY -> NJ -> CA
I honestly think my brain condensed them into one creature in my mind until I was informed otherwise
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I honestly think my brain condensed them into one creature in my mind until I was informed otherwise
Wtf why is everyone locking in for 2026, if it continues like this it will be a golden year for music
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Wtf why is everyone locking in for 2026, if it continues like this it will be a golden year for music
Bruh I gotta like reset my whole app when this happens, it's so ass
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Bruh I gotta like reset my whole app when this happens, it's so ass
You just have to try and eat regardless homie, at least see if you can jumpstart your stomach with a couple bites of something
February 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
You just have to try and eat regardless homie, at least see if you can jumpstart your stomach with a couple bites of something
When you both are just cuddling almost asleep and they suddenly snap their heads to a dark corner and stare fearfully at nothingness... It takes me 15min just to get my heart rate back down to even try and sleep
February 10, 2026 at 8:08 AM
When you both are just cuddling almost asleep and they suddenly snap their heads to a dark corner and stare fearfully at nothingness... It takes me 15min just to get my heart rate back down to even try and sleep
I will die defending my Costco muffins 😤 (also you can just have one)
February 10, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I will die defending my Costco muffins 😤 (also you can just have one)
God bless, not too far gone then. I believe in you
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
God bless, not too far gone then. I believe in you
It's a competition! Congrats your dad won! /s
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
It's a competition! Congrats your dad won! /s
The real question is if that nail was originally for a painting that got moved or if he put it there just for the bottle opener
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
The real question is if that nail was originally for a painting that got moved or if he put it there just for the bottle opener
@grayaiden.bsky.social broke you huh, the coffee really that good?
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 AM
@grayaiden.bsky.social broke you huh, the coffee really that good?
Cancelled my yearly but won't go into effect until May, I'll drop them so fast if they don't change this
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Cancelled my yearly but won't go into effect until May, I'll drop them so fast if they don't change this
It's gonna take time homie, just gotta build back up additional hobby / friend plans too. Always down to game sometime!
February 9, 2026 at 8:34 PM
It's gonna take time homie, just gotta build back up additional hobby / friend plans too. Always down to game sometime!
Bro that hair is so fire, love the fading. It looks so good already wtf
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Bro that hair is so fire, love the fading. It looks so good already wtf
You are carrying the flame 🔥
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 AM
You are carrying the flame 🔥
Put the car in the bag plz sir
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Put the car in the bag plz sir
Put him down and he started rolling a little and I was like "where have I felt this anxiety before, feels nostalgic"
February 9, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Put him down and he started rolling a little and I was like "where have I felt this anxiety before, feels nostalgic"