!King Boolean
@zigdon.oge.social
Married programmer dad just trying to be cool. I like computers. DevOps Guy. KY -> NJ -> CA
J cole, Jojo, baby keem , and Bruno Mars albums all in a month is crazy
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
J cole, Jojo, baby keem , and Bruno Mars albums all in a month is crazy
Adulting is knowing *I CAN* eat a triple chocolate muffin at midnight, but *I SHOULDNT* and then *I EAT IT ANYWAY*
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Adulting is knowing *I CAN* eat a triple chocolate muffin at midnight, but *I SHOULDNT* and then *I EAT IT ANYWAY*
Someone please make me an aluminum bracket for me to keep my arm up so I can high five everyone at my funeral
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Someone please make me an aluminum bracket for me to keep my arm up so I can high five everyone at my funeral
J Cole in the morning to grind, Joji in the evening to contemplate and slowly dance while looking out at the sunset
Not j cole and joji dropping same day. Do I want to be a bad ass or a sad ass first tomorrow
February 9, 2026 at 7:51 PM
J Cole in the morning to grind, Joji in the evening to contemplate and slowly dance while looking out at the sunset
Stacking reverse proxies is ass sometimes btw
Surely I won't procrastinate on fixing my handle another day 🙃
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Stacking reverse proxies is ass sometimes btw
Surely I won't procrastinate on fixing my handle another day 🙃
February 9, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Surely I won't procrastinate on fixing my handle another day 🙃
Putting a baby down after rocking them is the adult version of throwing a pokeball
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Putting a baby down after rocking them is the adult version of throwing a pokeball
Not j cole and joji dropping same day. Do I want to be a bad ass or a sad ass first tomorrow
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Not j cole and joji dropping same day. Do I want to be a bad ass or a sad ass first tomorrow
I finally see a light in his eyes.... *Squints* wait stop staring at the sun buddy
February 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I finally see a light in his eyes.... *Squints* wait stop staring at the sun buddy
Everything is gray, but I'ma try and make it lighter everyday
February 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Everything is gray, but I'ma try and make it lighter everyday
Okay we have had a whole month, anyone who writes 2025 as the current date will now be laughed at
February 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Okay we have had a whole month, anyone who writes 2025 as the current date will now be laughed at
hauled ass, got all my shit done in the morning, now to eat breakfast and watch fire force
January 30, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hauled ass, got all my shit done in the morning, now to eat breakfast and watch fire force
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Just a PSA for people, FreeTaxUSA is an excellent tool for filing taxes. Do not, I repeat, do not give your money to TurboTax. They lobby congress to keep tax filings difficult and inflate their prices to make it more expensive.
FreeTaxUSA.com is about as good as it gets today.
FreeTaxUSA.com is about as good as it gets today.
January 28, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Just a PSA for people, FreeTaxUSA is an excellent tool for filing taxes. Do not, I repeat, do not give your money to TurboTax. They lobby congress to keep tax filings difficult and inflate their prices to make it more expensive.
FreeTaxUSA.com is about as good as it gets today.
FreeTaxUSA.com is about as good as it gets today.
Putting my Pop-Tarts in the microwave for 20 seconds just to feel something
January 29, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Putting my Pop-Tarts in the microwave for 20 seconds just to feel something
Always falling short of expectations
January 29, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Always falling short of expectations
Woke up just to stare at an empty fridge for 20min manifesting anything. Welp, didn't work. Time to go back to bed
January 25, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Woke up just to stare at an empty fridge for 20min manifesting anything. Welp, didn't work. Time to go back to bed
Please protest the bees peacefully and maybe the will leave 🥺
here’s my impression of a democrat senator responding to a killer bee swarm in their house: “Bees must leave my kitchen. NOW.” [bees sting me to death]
January 24, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Please protest the bees peacefully and maybe the will leave 🥺
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FUCK ICE
ALL MY HOMIES HATE ICE
ALL MY HOMIES HATE ICE
January 24, 2026 at 4:32 PM
FUCK ICE
ALL MY HOMIES HATE ICE
ALL MY HOMIES HATE ICE
Went to the zoo and the best thing I saw was a little fly landing on my leg and rubbing his hands together like we were gonna start some shit
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Went to the zoo and the best thing I saw was a little fly landing on my leg and rubbing his hands together like we were gonna start some shit
Blowing smoke at the sun will fix me
January 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Blowing smoke at the sun will fix me
It's actually "don't be dumb" day holy shit
January 16, 2026 at 6:37 AM
It's actually "don't be dumb" day holy shit
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new year, same nightmare
January 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
new year, same nightmare
We can't just do that can we?
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 PM
We can't just do that can we?
At a certain point everyone will stop celebrating every poop you do and that is tragic
December 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
At a certain point everyone will stop celebrating every poop you do and that is tragic