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Dan Glennon
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United really is flailing right now.
December 13, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Why *is* there a baby on the stairs?
😂😂😂
December 12, 2024 at 11:57 PM
So where are Diddy and Luigi on the tier list now?
December 11, 2024 at 12:51 AM
@netflix.com better do this word for word. Word. For. Word.
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December 8, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Emails will never hide the "unsubscribe" button well enough for me to not find it.
December 4, 2024 at 1:23 PM
I can hear this picture now.
December 2, 2024 at 11:07 PM
December 2, 2024 at 11:05 PM
The Baltimore accent is really just cutting syllables out of words.
December 2, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Something feels off here...
Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!
November 29, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Inside the NBA will still be here for us, y'all... We can breathe a little easier...
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November 17, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Reposted by Dan Glennon
"If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth."
November 13, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Has #NBA Twitter migrated over yet?
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November 14, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Love it
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 4:38 PM
@theonion.com really said "fuck it" and pulled off the ultimate troll.
November 14, 2024 at 4:25 PM
November 12, 2024 at 3:31 PM