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@zil.bsky.social
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Why am I always in line behind tfg?
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
zil.bsky.social
So, how is this different from what he’s been doing since day one?
Photo of a turkey in the foreground and the White House in the background with the text: You can choose the names of turkeys to get a presidential pardon. Here's how. USA TODAY
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
zil.bsky.social
A millisecond before you see the Kool-Aid man:
A cinderblock wall with a roughly person-shaped crack through it.
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Also, for fun, turns out they don’t make this part anymore, and i need a different one.
A slightly different version of the IKEA part needed, in the instruction booklet for the other item this goes with
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I have 7 of these. Sigh. Sitting at customer service at ikea.
An ikea diagram showing a thingamabob.
November 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Many years ago I had an enlightenment experience Where I understood how connected We all are When the acid wore off I realized I don't really want To be connected to Most of you Mother fuckers J. Warren Welch
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
zil.bsky.social
This is my cat with her favorite toy-her own tail. She won’t play with anything else more than once or twice.
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Mixed up cat . #caturday
A gray tabby cat sleeps curled up on a chair, with her feet in a jumble of legs, like a shrimp.
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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My colleague is using a cane currently because of a pickleball injury. I’m happy to inform you that he also finds it funny that this is a very white thing to have done.
A picture of a man’s legs and the bottom of a cane. One of the feet is in a orthopedic boot.
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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He’s #Covid aware, folks!
Screen cap from Pocket Camp that shows Raddle’s profile, and asks,”Raddle wears that mask all year round, but nobody knows why. Is he a doctor? Does he have a cold? Could it be his supervillain disguise?!”
October 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Still just first light even though it’s almost 7, so this picture has a flash. It really shows off her beautiful coat. #Caturday
My cat Junko, with her rounded back facing me, sitting on the ottoman in front of me with my legs around her. She is a dark brown and gold tabby.
October 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
zil.bsky.social
Every year, women of a certain age go through a ritual where they get to wonder if they have breast cancer or not. Second year in a row I had to have a follow up. I got a clean bill of health.

I did not need the packet pictured below, because I know how to follow instructions.
A small foil packet with the words: MammoWipe™ patient cleansing towelette For Professional and Hospital Use One Towelette [8 x 10.75 in (20.32 x 27.30 cm)]
October 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Can’t currently. But obvs I’m home bc I don’t let anybody see me with my compression socks and shorts on in public lol.
A gray tabby cat is sprawled across an old woman’s lap. Camera viewpoint is from the old broad in question. She is wearing Olive cargo shorts and tan compression socks.
September 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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I have the same model.
A gray tabby cat lies on a hand trying to work on a laptop.
September 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
zil.bsky.social
Why does every delivery service send an email, like I’m anxiously awaiting its arrival? I have absolutely no idea what this is, and I don’t care. Packages show up, we open them, and we find out what our past selves have given us. We are not tracking these packages.
ups Hi Elizabeth, Your package is arriving tomorrow.
August 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Soup texts
Jay "Kakistocracy.. @crank... • 10m a Summoner Read this book I'm writing instead of social media before bed, and I should do more often. I mean, I love some of y'all, but ain't no denying this place is toxic soup most of the time. • 2 • • • Kendra "Gloom is... @kendr... • 10m In grad school #2 l ended up down a weird rabbit hole involving soup viscosity: but my take away was in discounting traditionally "female" disciplines like Home Economics were ignoring a lot of scholarship
August 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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My cats are always reinforcing their boundaries with each other.
A gray cat’s extended, white-booted, toes-splayed rear leg ensures the safe distance of a darker tabby‘s butt.
July 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Update: all is forgiven.
Tabby cat on my lap. She’s sniffing me to find out where tf I’ve been for 2 weeks.
July 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Never are cats as reproachful as when you return from vacation.
Pissed off gray tabby looking at the camera. Pissed off tabby looking at the camera.
July 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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The babies are out foraging!
Another empty nest, sigh. This is a photo of a wicker basket with a long handle on it and a mourning dove nest inside. It’s looking rather like an Easter basket. It is empty.
July 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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So, the mourning doves are almost ready to fly. Some things will be ok.
A parent mourning dove and two babies in a basket. The babies feathers have come in and are fluffy.
July 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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I don't get why people think this way. I've literally been *making* memes for at least 25 years. This is not exclusively a young person skill. I'm tired of casual ageism.
July 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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My mourning dove babies!
A picture of a mourning dove parent with two babies in a small wicker basket. This is right outside of my kitchen window.
June 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Baby testing out its wings at :29 or so!
June 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Higher still.
The parent Mourning Dove is feeding the babies.
June 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM