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Captain Fucking Tugboat
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Liberal AF retired fucking tugboat captain. Dad. Home is a secret island on the Salish Sea. Semi-professional musician, so they say.

Suck it, RFK Jr.
lol you beat me to it
December 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
🇨🇦🎸🥁🎤🇨🇦
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
To better blow the stench of his air freshener into your face
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You know they're paid to rule against you, right?
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"Ooh, nice butt, Macauley"
December 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm loving the new video series on Meidas Touch. Thanks so much for your hard work keeping us informed.
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Yeah but how is Kegseth supposed to masturbate to that?
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Rent free
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Pardon incoming
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Another reminder that all of this stems directly from Merrick Garland.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Didn't he also say he's not for impeaching Kegseth?
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I hope Kelly watches South Park
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM