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doomed by the narrative all by yourself, beautiful?
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IT WAS GAY THE WHOLE TIME
dan howell during the terrible influence tour on his hands and knees in complete despair. a microphone is in his hand
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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sister daniel……
a youtube video by “zachbealetv” that’s 16 minutes and 2 seconds long. the man has his hands in front of his face, an orange beanie is on his head. the video is titled “my meat started talking to me”
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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a knight in dark armour sits on a throne that has lions as arm rests, the text above says “boos is a dish” and below it says “best served in my mouth”
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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i remember watching this while i was sick and it made me cry because i couldn’t believe that someone loved someone else that much. i was delirious but sick me was onto something.
a video from amazing phil 4 years ago with 1.5 million views called “I TRY TO GIVE DAN A HAIRCUT!!” the thumbnail is phil looking shocked while dan looks scared with a ball of his own hair in his hand
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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oh surprise surprise the english major is linguistically smart give me a fucking break
my intelligence type test, where my linguistic (word smart) chart is the highest
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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a black cat in front of a blank wall yawning widely, its eyes are glossy while its mouth is as wide as it can possibly go
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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BRAHTAHRHAHRABARKBAKTBAKRBAKRBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
a doodle of a hamster looking off to the side in an evil manner, smirking widely
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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CMERE ALPHAAAAAA
a man in a blue shirt with his head back screaming. there is white fluid spraying everywhere.
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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we are collectively this diva
a woman with a bob in all black clothes outside smoking a cigarette and leaning on a cement wall. behind her are two men: one in a white tank top and jeans and one in a blue hat, plaid grey button top and black pants are kissing
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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FAHHHHHHH
golden retriever revealing its tongue and teeth in a vicious way, but is supposed to be flirty
November 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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and YOUUUUUUU are serving CUNTTTTTT
white man with a nose piercing and a hand in his hair sticking his tongue over his teeth in a flirty manner
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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HEY……..
lily rose depp as ellen from nosferatu (2025) ripping her dress open to reveal her undergarments. she is screaming up in the air.
November 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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KAY.
metroman, a character from megamind with a stereotypical white and grey superhero getup, is dancing with his knees bent. his midriff is elongated to indicate a long penis.
November 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT KITKAT BAR
a doodle of a guy in a white screen with wide eyes, hands on desk, while staring at his desktop computer
October 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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enhancing the image right now so i can read the book early:
ryan beckford in kids’ pink sunglasses on a toy marvel s.h.s. computer with a smile on his face. the background is matrix-y green texts in code.
October 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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a doodle of a guy in a white background with angry eyes and a frown holding out a picture of a real plate. the caption above him says “well give me some”
October 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
grey tabby cat grabbing at nothing with it’s mouth wide open. he is laying on the top of a cushioned chair
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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can i have some
a white man with a nose piercing curling his tongue over his teeth and smiling in a knowing way
October 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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ELMMLEMLEMLMLEMMLEMMLEM
a white and brown chihuahua licking a window with its eyes closed, his paw is on the window
October 22, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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they were two months pregnant with the hard launch here
dan and phil in their kitchen. dan is in a black shirt holding an edited photo of a sonogram of a fetus with an emo fringe. phil is in a split purple and pink sweater, his he has something underneath his sweater so that he looks pregnant.
October 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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PAPA Y PAPA SERVING CUNT????
a doodle of a person with their eye popping out and jaw dropped in shock
October 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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sure…………..
a doodle of a person side-eyeing the camera
October 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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this.
a comment by dan howell in the “I TRY TO GIVE DAN A HAIRCUT!!” video on phil’s channel. “as someone who has difficulty processing emotions your little secret message at the end is a personal attack and i’m not goin to talk to you for a week (thanks)”
October 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
a small golden dog in a cage, its snout is snarling as it sticks it’s tongue out as if to grab something
October 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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dan howell in the stereotypical “christian girl autumn” attire, with a warm orange, brown, and yellow scarf and a long brown jacket. he is smiling in a beanie. the caption below says “girl who is going to be okay”
October 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM