Ham
@zombieham.bsky.social
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Australian. 30+. I don't know man, I just work here (He/him/whatever) 🖤⬜️💜
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ffrancavilla.bsky.social
CANDLE COVE
(a favorite from the great creepypasta series that was CHANEL ZERO)
a skeleton face wearing a tricorn hat and a cape, with a bloody hook in the front and a couple of teeth
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mrgan.com
Doing some long-overdue cleanup on the English language this morning… "Carcinogenic" is now "cancerogenic." "Floor" is now "foor," the opposite of "roof." Complementary colors rhyme (red/gred, orange/blorange)
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louceph.com
housekeeping 🧹🩸
zombieham.bsky.social
I could never forget my beloved KoL, I've been playing for 20 years!
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leena.reuben.games
weird how the c suite classes act like they’re all risk averse but then when it comes to actually unpopular things like mass layoffs or giving AI the time of day they’re suddenly brave mavericks who must “innovate” at any cost
stephentotilo.bsky.social
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
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hackerling.space
i didnt think i'd have to consider the question of if twitch should have a rule banning live birth on stream but i guess thats a question i have now
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theotherhappyplace.bsky.social
Bumper sticker that says
"My other car is legs."
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
highland cattle have it figured out
dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.
A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)
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neongrey.bsky.social
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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antlervel.vet
“Don’t mind me haha, I’m just a Honey Bunch of Oat, just passin through on my way to your breakfast table, regular Honey Bunch of Oat here everybody”
dillo.media
apparently once hatched, the larva are called junk bugs and will add shit to their backs to camo lol. saw this little guy walking around and I was like "wtf are youuu" and then google told me
lacewing larva with a bunch of organic matter on its back like a big shell 📷📸
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
do you think if you and I were in a video game it would make a cute little sound effect when we hugged? Like, blrmp
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
You should watch Dellamorte Dellamore (Cemetery Man)
dailysquibs.bsky.social
CEMETERY MAN (Soavi, 1994)
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bastinusrex.bsky.social
CARIMARA is OUT !!
With a brand new trailer 😱

Can't wait to see people discover all the little surprises I prepared...

It's ONLY $4.5 now and it's perfect for HALLOWEEN 🎃
Let's buy it and spread the word, please!!
cr-games.bsky.social
CARIMARA: BENEATH THE FORLORN LIMBS IS OUT NOW ON STEAM

a short horror story about ghosts, goblins and polite anxiety of asking too much.

untangle the mysteries of a "ghost problem" haunting this unwelcoming, desolate house. even if it means digging up uncomfortable truths.
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hard-drive.net
REPORT: Princess Peach’s New Album, “Life of a Toadgirl” Features Track Entitled “Pipe” That Describes Mario’s Penis in Excruciating Detail.
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theotherhappyplace.bsky.social
The ideal man.

7 feet tall 7 million dollars 7 feet wide.

a perfect cube!
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meganroseruiz.bsky.social
Tropical Eeveelutions ⭐️