ZombieHotflash
@zombiehotflash.bsky.social
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zombiehotflash.bsky.social
I'm provisionally vvhite: Jewish, with enough Euro phenotype to pass, and—while it's annoying AF to be identified with the rapists who made me low-melanin and green-eyed—I hope I can be useful, while I sort out my own privilege blindness.
zombiehotflash.bsky.social
I'm curious, who does air traffic control for helicopters in metro Chicago during a Federal government shutdown?
zombiehotflash.bsky.social
Best use of AI, evah! I 💙 mental judō.
(Images NOT AI manipulated, but 2nd one is a screencap of a real @grok tweet):
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@SenatorBanks
The 2020 Census was a fraud. The Biden admin used a shady "privacy' formula that scrambled the data and miscounted 14 states. It included illegal immigrants and handed Democrats extra seats. Americans deserve a fair count and I'm fighting to fix it. The Great Gig Replying to @SenatorBanks: "@grok - Explain in caveman voice who was president in 2020."

@grok: "Ugh. Me Grok. Big year 2020. Orange man Trump big chief president whole time. From cold start to end. Cave vote pick Sleepy Joe, but he sit throne 2021. Census count happen under Trump fire. No Biden yet. Grunt."
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foxcouncil.com
The reason you never see the Proud Boys getting arrested by some local police officers is the same reason you never see Miley Cyrus hanging out with Hannah Montana
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theliamnissan.bsky.social
BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN
zombiehotflash.bsky.social
I don't have a 🚘, but I 💙 this:
"…putting a 🇲🇽 on your 🚘 as a vvhite♀️ while driving thru an 🧊infested area will…attract their attention & result in them wasting time yelling at you to open your securely locked doors."
www.threads.com/@greenmerdra...
GreenMerdragon (@greenmerdragon) on Threads
Well it turns out that putting a Mexican flag on your car as a white woman while driving through an ICE-infested area will in fact attract their attention and result in them wasting time yelling at yo...
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zombiehotflash.bsky.social
Sounds like learning English for native speakers of any rational language, e.g. Japanese or Spanish. Studying those two has made me realize how bonkers English is.
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rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social
JUST IN: Former Trump spiritual adviser and Texas megachurch pastor Robert Morris pleaded guilty to sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl.

He will serve only 6 months in jail and pay $250,000 in restitution.
zombiehotflash.bsky.social
Repeat after me: "I'm bicycle delivery guy."
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reichwingwatch.bsky.social
An Alabama Trump Supporter, Terry Black, Has Been Arrested for Sexually Abusing Multiple Children.
zombiehotflash.bsky.social
Yo @nationalguard.bsky.social & @ice.gov you're all working for free now, right?
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.
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kenjennings.bsky.social
I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
zombiehotflash.bsky.social
Collaboration—let me know if this has already been done; I couldn't find anything:
Chorus—
Moscow Moscow man—yeah
I gotta be a Moscow man
Moscow Moscow man—yeah yeah
I gotta be a Moscow…

Let's finish it. Original:
genius.com/Village-peop...

Comrade Trump art Ⓒ@jimphillimore x.com/jimphillimor...
Comrade Trump art Ⓒ@jimphillimore https://x.com/jimphillimore?t=kQjfJlGkt0iQTCKSOpNaGA&s=09
https://youtu.be/Zg3q6qW2aKo?si=zHCsqF4cfXqlEErp