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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈
@zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social
40/He/Him. Humanist. Kinda Secular/Kinda Agnostic. Witch. Animist. Horror Nerd 🤓💀. 🎧. Food. 🍻 .🐶🐱. Succulents. Beards/Scruff. Tattoos. Taken. 👬🏳️‍🌈

#WeCoWitchSky #HexPositive #ThisWitchHexesFascists #VaccinesSaveLives #TransLivesMatter
She’s here!!! Thank you, @samaelshemal.bsky.social, this piece is STUNNING!! 😍 🖤

Please, please, support artists by buying their original artwork. “Hekate Niktipolos, The Wanderer of The Night”

#Hekate #WitchSky #HekateCurious #WitchQueen
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My loving partner, who is outside of the witchcraft sphere, but is also very supportive on such matters:

Him - What’s that?
Me - 🧙🏻

He gave me flowers last week, and I didn’t want the usable parts to go to waste.
August 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I was not expecting that fast or precise of a turnaround… 😯🫢😬

#Thankful #WitchSky #WitchHumor
August 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I feel attacked!! 😂💀

#Awkie #Weirdo #Witch
July 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
New piece!! 😍 I’m sure the apartment managers are going to be clutching their pearls come next inspection. 🥰 Trying to figure out a more permanent “home.”

So glad my partner is chill about the decorations and my witchy self. 😎

#BonesAndSkulls ☠️ #Witchy #WitchVibes #WitchSky #DarkSided 😛
July 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Wine-time. 🍷🥰🥰🥰

“CAN I PET YOUR DOG?”

#HERESIE #RedBlend #Tattoo #Sunflower
July 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Angry at what the bill will do to further strain an already inefficient healthcare system, and at what cost (i.e., targeting the most vulnerable). Not to mention what it does to remove the safety nets geared towards families struggling to survive.

This isn’t the America I grew up in.
July 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Happy #Caturday and #NoKingsDay. From Midnight the cat, and yours truly. 🥰😘

#CatSky
June 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
🥰
June 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This baby! 😻
May 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Keeping Gizmo occupied with pets as his dad cleans his carrier. 😂 This is not going to be pleasant.

“TELL YOUR CAT I SAID PSPSPS!”

#CatsOfBlueSky #StapleRemoval
April 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Happy Caturday! From Midnight, the cat.

#Caturday #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #SmolKween #ChickenNugget
April 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️
April 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Partner sent me this today… Midnight, the huntress. 😛

#CatsOfBlueSky #Tortie
April 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My new emotional support cowboy pickle (with a butt 😛), and pickle moon phase sticker! We were at the Sacramento farmers market this morning. 🥰

#California #Sacramento
March 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Fried banana and ube ice cream. 🤤
March 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Things are coming together. 🥰

#SantaMuerte #HolyDeath #FolkSaint
March 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Madagascan Sunset Moth and Ghost Cicada. 🖤🥰🥰🥰 Absolutely stunning! The picture doesn’t do them justice. Can’t wait to hang them!

Things that make my weird heart happy. ☺️
March 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I won’t tell people at work that I’m a witch. But, there will be signs… 😛

Also, I’m alive. Just been taking a break from the socials.

#Witch #WitchSky
March 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’m still here! Been focusing on self-care in these strange times.

This includes: exercising, reading/studying, journaling, meditation, “light” daily practice, & being intentional with my words & thoughts towards myself & others.

What are your self-care tips &/or routines?

#Witchcraft #SelfCare
February 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Watching the original 1981 version of, “My Bloody Valentine,” on #Shudder.

Que romantico. 🥰❤️⛏️
February 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

He gave me roses and sunflowers, my favorite. 💘
February 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
What’s everyone’s plans for the Full Moon in Leo??? 😛 I’m so ready to work with this energy! 💪🏼🦁

#WitchSky #WeCoWitchSky #SecularWitch #SecularWitchcraft #Witch #FullMoon
February 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My work calendar. 😭

I just wanted it for the LOLs.
February 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Dis baby!! 😻

#Midnight
February 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM