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Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈
@zombiemonkeyman.bsky.social
40/He/Him. Humanist. Kinda Secular/Kinda Agnostic. Witch. Animist. Horror Nerd 🤓💀. 🎧. Food. 🍻 .🐶🐱. Succulents. Beards/Scruff. Tattoos. Taken. 👬🏳️‍🌈

#WeCoWitchSky #HexPositive #ThisWitchHexesFascists #VaccinesSaveLives #TransLivesMatter
She’s here!!! Thank you, @samaelshemal.bsky.social, this piece is STUNNING!! 😍 🖤

Please, please, support artists by buying their original artwork. “Hekate Niktipolos, The Wanderer of The Night”

#Hekate #WitchSky #HekateCurious #WitchQueen
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My loving partner, who is outside of the witchcraft sphere, but is also very supportive on such matters:

Him - What’s that?
Me - 🧙🏻

He gave me flowers last week, and I didn’t want the usable parts to go to waste.
August 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I was not expecting that fast or precise of a turnaround… 😯🫢😬

#Thankful #WitchSky #WitchHumor
August 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I feel attacked!! 😂💀

#Awkie #Weirdo #Witch
July 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Reposted by Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈
July 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Why did no one ever explain to me how good Interstellar was? Time, Space, Gravity, Blackholes, Dimensions beyond what we currently understand… 🤯 Needless to say, I watched it for the first time and had my mind blown repeatedly. And the feels. 🥺

#Insterstellar 🚀
July 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
New piece!! 😍 I’m sure the apartment managers are going to be clutching their pearls come next inspection. 🥰 Trying to figure out a more permanent “home.”

So glad my partner is chill about the decorations and my witchy self. 😎

#BonesAndSkulls ☠️ #Witchy #WitchVibes #WitchSky #DarkSided 😛
July 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Wine-time. 🍷🥰🥰🥰

“CAN I PET YOUR DOG?”

#HERESIE #RedBlend #Tattoo #Sunflower
July 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Angry at what the bill will do to further strain an already inefficient healthcare system, and at what cost (i.e., targeting the most vulnerable). Not to mention what it does to remove the safety nets geared towards families struggling to survive.

This isn’t the America I grew up in.
July 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Happy #Caturday and #NoKingsDay. From Midnight the cat, and yours truly. 🥰😘

#CatSky
June 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
🥰
June 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Reposted by Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈
Alex Padilla, a US Senator getting dragged out of Kristi Noem's press conference for asking questions.

This is not America.
June 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Reposted by Xander S. 🖤🧙🏻🦄💀👽🏳️‍🌈
Detaining and manhandling Democratic Senator Alex Padilla?

Donald Trump's Gestapo is out of control.
June 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I was today year’s old when I finished Christopher Penczak’s, Inner Temple of Witchcraft. Amazing foundational work!

Reading Penczak’s work inspired me to learn more about Laurie Cabot, & I recently took Witchcraft I & II with her. I’d of never gotten out of my comfort zone & been pushed

#WitchSky
June 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Was asked if I could attend a spokesperson training next week.

I mean, that’s my nightmare. But if you need someone to go… 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️😭

I did this. I girl-bossed too hard.
May 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This baby! 😻
May 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Was not expecting a promotion towards leadership at work… But here we are. 🥲
May 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Keeping Gizmo occupied with pets as his dad cleans his carrier. 😂 This is not going to be pleasant.

“TELL YOUR CAT I SAID PSPSPS!”

#CatsOfBlueSky #StapleRemoval
April 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Happy Caturday! From Midnight, the cat.

#Caturday #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #SmolKween #ChickenNugget
April 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Goals for when I’m 42. 😍
And now I am about to go into my 60s...
April 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️
April 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
April 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Partner sent me this today… Midnight, the huntress. 😛

#CatsOfBlueSky #Tortie
April 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My new emotional support cowboy pickle (with a butt 😛), and pickle moon phase sticker! We were at the Sacramento farmers market this morning. 🥰

#California #Sacramento
March 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM