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Megan E. Human

@zombiscribe.bsky.social

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Married potato living in the desert * Writer, horror devotee, nerd * All the info/contact/etc http://megan-e-zombi.com/links/ * she/her * 🔞

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Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · Sep 3

So since my name is already "scary" themed (has zombi in it) every year when people do scary names for the season I decide to go in a different direction.

I am incredibly proud of this joke, do not tell me how bad it is, thank you.

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 4d

"AI is sentient because it mimics our behavior" bro you are a bronze age peasant who thinks your shadow is a demon

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 2h

You know bluesky I'd love it if you could help out the community by letting us limit who can quote skeet without having to turn it completely off, you're interfering with friend riffing because of toxic stranger interactions.

Oh right you permabanned Link you don't give a fuck about us, sorry.

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Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 40m

I mean if it was AI it'll be real easy for me to boycott in the future >_<

That was beyond a shadow of a doubt a once in a lifetime thing. Even if I weren't fairly certain he only has one or two more of these tours left in him the price, oh boy!

Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 44m

My one debbie downer about last night is I am fairly certain there was some AI slop in some of the videos. I want to give him a pass because he's 80 fucking 3 and I am not even sure how involved he is but still kind of a bummer.

Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 57m

This entire conversation has been about Harris you fucking donut

Like you know at any point you can just be an adult and admit you were wrong and behaving like a jackass for no reason right?

Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 1h

You said your vote was worth more. That was YOUR standard not mine.

And again you factually don't know how the EC works that's why you are crashing out. Please stop voting, just go back to brunch

Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 1h

You sarcastically wish me to have a good day, I'll just straight up tell you that I hope your day is shit. I'm built different or whatever the kids say

Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 1h

Have a shit one ^_^

Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 1h

You literally just a voters vote in one blue state matters more than another voters vote in a different blue state. Nobody is trying to argue we are legit asking if you honest to god know how the EC works

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Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 1h

So then it's your fault Harris lost

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Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 1h

One of my absolute hottest horror takes is that James Wan losing the rougher edges of Saw (which I get were from lack of budget and experience largely) for more polished horror was a bad move. I get *sometimes* you want more polish but I wish he'd be more raw and gritty again

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Je suis Link (kaelyn) @kaelynski.bsky.social · 2h

Link

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Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 2h

Seems unlikely but I’ll take it

A meme saying “the secret second killer”

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Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 2h

"I'll gladly change my stance" keeps you blocked

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Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 2h

Damn you windows... forcing the fucking update on me >_<

Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 2h

Same

I am not entirely unsympathetic because she is left out of a lot of stuff... but like she doesn't like to do anything and she behaves like this rather frequently so it's like... yeah

Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 2h

So he, by your own admission, is literally doing the "you made me be a Nazi meme"

K

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Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 2h

Jokes on her because I'm never going to stop talking about it LOL

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 3h

FanTASTIC news let’s get this done

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

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Heatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 2h

ICYMI: I know it’s not April but I wrote about APRIL FOOL’S DAY for my “One-and-Done” slashers series this week. If you enjoy fun, please check it out - shares/all subs appreciated! Cheers! from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/one-and-done...

One-and-Done Slashers: April Fool's Day (1986)

Exploring horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.

from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io

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Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 2h

Oh well, still one of the best experiences of my entire life soooooooo

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Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 2h

Like I truly truly think he believes deep down that his stand up is actually going to inspire real change, even as he's talking about how much the royals (his own fucking words) enjoyed it

Buddy the good jester laughs about the fact that the king likes his jokes, you get that right?

Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 3h

(heavy heavy sarcasm)

Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 3h

Wow it's too bad she is not vocally speaking out against people like her uncle

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Megan E. Human @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 3h

It's that last line. I was saying that in addition to greed it's ego. People like Burr legit believe they are the hero who will be changing the world.

My man you literally signed a contract saying you would explicitly not be doing that and you still think you will. Talk about sanctimony.

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3h

Burr called performing in Riyadh one of the top 3 experiences of his life lmao

The royals loved the show. Everyone was happy. The people that were doing the festival were thrilled. The comedians that I’ve been talking to are saying, ‘Dude, you can feel [the audience] wanted it. They want to see real stand-up comedy.’ It was a mind-blowing experience. Definitely top three experiences I’ve had. I think it’s going to lead to a lot of positive things,” he said.

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