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Zonker
@zonker.bsky.social
If you can't join 'em, beat 'em

Posts are 70% sarcasm.

verified account @barstool.com

[email protected] (not BS sports).

Spending a lot less time on X (@barstoolz)
I've been trying but no one wants to cooperate, give me access to a significant platform, I'll make Portnoy cry
December 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Why is no one posting some of their racist or misogynistic content and tagging @netflix.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Well you know what they say. Barstoolsports is more than just Portnoy

#barstoolisracist

cc: @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @netflix.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If I was to go viral Portnoy would cry.

You have to control the domain to use it as your bsky handle
December 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It started with @steveinskeep.bsky.social @npr.org then @cbsnews.com and now @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

All these disgusting scumbags who think the tent is big enough for racists and misogynists.

Jeffries just wants to be speaker.
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I've lived in his head for a decade and a half
December 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
@netflix.com So are you going to host the older stuff

#barstoolsportsisracist
December 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Gee I wonder if @netflix.com will have the older PMTs

#barstoolsportsisracist

I see people bitching but how about some reposts and tagging netflix
December 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
His base will desert him
December 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I can't. I still haven't gotten over the wife of the creator of Doonesbury introducing Dave Portnoy as colorful. I try not to take any of this seriously but this hits home with me since my account is named after a Doonesbury character and I've fought Barstool Sports for years using that name.

ouch
December 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Your interview inspired me to spurns his offers for the domain. I have tried to do my part. I don't have the reach of others you and some of his other critics, but I do get to Portnoise
December 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Probably true, but I can see why he would be pissed if he had bet.

A lot of their content is exaggerated "Real Incels of Barstool" drama

Otherwise I guess this 👇 is no longer the maddest he's ever been
December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
No one ever explains just how insidious Portnoy and Barstool is to my satisfaction. He runs a HS to MAGA incel pipeline
He is easily worth an hour-long documentary/expose
December 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Don't conflate support for Israel with being against antisemitism, any more than you should equate criticism of Israel with antisemitism or being against antisemitism as supporting Israel.

All that aside, I doubt many people know just how bad that interview was as well as I do.
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'd never heard of him before the Coates ambush. I had heard Coates mentioned multiple times in the preceding weeks & watched the interview only knowing there was buzz about it.
I thought he was unprofessional & he neglected to disclose his children live in Israel
Then he sucked up to Portnoy
December 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM