Plan to get to heaven: yeet that old lady!

me to myself when i have adhd but need to work lmao

That's a lotta fuckups

Alastor: You can't hurt me if I call myself a has-been!

later

Lucifer: Guess that's why they call it the has-been hotel, hahaha~

Alastor: *is immediately hurt*

He thinks owning it will make it less true😭

Is that why he responded that way to Lucifer’s “I guess that’s why they call it the Hazbin Hotel” - because it was actually a direct hit to his soft spot and it hurt 😢

Last episode is Charlie saying “The real has-beens were the friends we made along the way.”

Probably the former

You'd be surprised how stupid most people who hunt are

Most certainly AI

Hell as rehabilitation is the endgame to The Good Place, and I think it’s a good story! But I feel like Hazbin is more about nature vs nurture then eternal damnation, like we see characters actively becoming worse by their time in hell 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Kind of?