Jimmy Zed
@zootius.bsky.social
Follow me. I don't know where we're going.
📍Yorkshire, UK
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📍Yorkshire, UK
My crimes from birth: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaioxn3i4t4s
My recent skoots:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaj46radpv64
Four Loko is in the UK now. We're not prepared for this. We're in trouble.
December 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Four Loko is in the UK now. We're not prepared for this. We're in trouble.
Daisy is suspicious of my intentions towards her tomato
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Daisy is suspicious of my intentions towards her tomato
Is this a book about butt stuff
December 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Is this a book about butt stuff
1971 VW Beetle 1300
1998 Mazda NB MX-5 1.8
1998 BMW E39 520i
2004 Mazda RX8
2009 Audi A4 Cabriolet 2.0T
I prefer riding motorbikes when it's warm TBH... And I've owned a 2012 Honda Jazz longer than anything else 😂
1998 Mazda NB MX-5 1.8
1998 BMW E39 520i
2004 Mazda RX8
2009 Audi A4 Cabriolet 2.0T
I prefer riding motorbikes when it's warm TBH... And I've owned a 2012 Honda Jazz longer than anything else 😂
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
1971 VW Beetle 1300
1998 Mazda NB MX-5 1.8
1998 BMW E39 520i
2004 Mazda RX8
2009 Audi A4 Cabriolet 2.0T
I prefer riding motorbikes when it's warm TBH... And I've owned a 2012 Honda Jazz longer than anything else 😂
1998 Mazda NB MX-5 1.8
1998 BMW E39 520i
2004 Mazda RX8
2009 Audi A4 Cabriolet 2.0T
I prefer riding motorbikes when it's warm TBH... And I've owned a 2012 Honda Jazz longer than anything else 😂
A movie that takes place where you are from.
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
A movie that takes place where you are from.
I'm doing family all wrong
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I'm doing family all wrong
My nephew has requested his mum sit down and watch this powerpoint arguing why he should get to play CoD.
September 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My nephew has requested his mum sit down and watch this powerpoint arguing why he should get to play CoD.
Flood alert for Ilkley. I blame Willy's spout.
September 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Flood alert for Ilkley. I blame Willy's spout.
Master Kong pickled beef noodles? Blimey.
September 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Master Kong pickled beef noodles? Blimey.
She's not my soulmate, she's my
September 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
She's not my soulmate, she's my
In the Magic Porridge Pot a magical pot of porridge endlessly fills and overflows. The people that initially wished for porridge are quickly sick and tired of eating porridge but it's too late because now the house and their town is overflowing with porridge and they will never ever get rid of it.
September 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
In the Magic Porridge Pot a magical pot of porridge endlessly fills and overflows. The people that initially wished for porridge are quickly sick and tired of eating porridge but it's too late because now the house and their town is overflowing with porridge and they will never ever get rid of it.
Ok so here is evil Nestlé muscling into the noodlepot space with this Malaysian-made Mi Goreng.
It's a really nice 4-flavour-poucher to be honest. I drained before condimenting. Very tasty without pimpage. I'm impressed, damn you, Nestlé!
Tagging @cheapshow.bsky.social for noodle adjacent love.
It's a really nice 4-flavour-poucher to be honest. I drained before condimenting. Very tasty without pimpage. I'm impressed, damn you, Nestlé!
Tagging @cheapshow.bsky.social for noodle adjacent love.
September 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Ok so here is evil Nestlé muscling into the noodlepot space with this Malaysian-made Mi Goreng.
It's a really nice 4-flavour-poucher to be honest. I drained before condimenting. Very tasty without pimpage. I'm impressed, damn you, Nestlé!
Tagging @cheapshow.bsky.social for noodle adjacent love.
It's a really nice 4-flavour-poucher to be honest. I drained before condimenting. Very tasty without pimpage. I'm impressed, damn you, Nestlé!
Tagging @cheapshow.bsky.social for noodle adjacent love.
And I thought my job had no porpoise
August 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
And I thought my job had no porpoise
In the kitchen, nobody can hear your air fryer melt
August 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
In the kitchen, nobody can hear your air fryer melt
I only use aliexpress to buy silly little retro gaming gadgets, and accessories for my motorbike. And yet, they've figured me out.
August 17, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I only use aliexpress to buy silly little retro gaming gadgets, and accessories for my motorbike. And yet, they've figured me out.
If Hugh Laurie had a kid with Robbie Rotten off of LazyTown
August 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If Hugh Laurie had a kid with Robbie Rotten off of LazyTown
