Jimmy Zed
@zootius.bsky.social
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📍Yorkshire, UK
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📍Yorkshire, UK
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Jimmy Zed
@zootius.bsky.social
· Sep 20
Yeah it's bad now, but the Plateau of Gorgoroth is absolutely ripe for gentrification. The smart money is buying a family home on the Plateau of Gorgoroth while it's relatively affordable. The orc horde isn't even that bad. See you there.
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Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
Daisy is suspicious of my intentions towards her tomato
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Daisy is suspicious of my intentions towards her tomato
Jim Davidson With Zippy And George (Top Quality)
YouTube video by billy bullshit
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Fucking hell. Judge Dredd was a satirical British illustration of a robotic cop mercilessly following rigid laws in a hellish post-apocalyptic America. These goons are deranged, I can't believe America has come to this in my lifetime.
In today’s episode of People Who Think Judge Dredd Is An Instruction Manual And Not A Warning, the US Department of Homeland Security thinks Judge Dredd is an instruction manual and not a warning. And not even the good Judge Dredd, either.
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Fucking hell. Judge Dredd was a satirical British illustration of a robotic cop mercilessly following rigid laws in a hellish post-apocalyptic America. These goons are deranged, I can't believe America has come to this in my lifetime.
Putrid hands grasping to control a decaying world. Very on brand.
Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
December 6, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Putrid hands grasping to control a decaying world. Very on brand.
Is this a book about butt stuff
December 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Is this a book about butt stuff
Do you know what, I don't think his heart's really in this peace deal.
BBC News - Putin says Russia will take Donbas by force or Ukraine's troops will withdraw
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Putin says Russia will take Donbas by force or Ukraine's troops will withdraw
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Putin says Russia will take Donbas by force or Ukraine's troops will withdraw
The Russian leader's comments come as US and Ukrainian negotiators are due to hold a new round of talks.
www.bbc.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Do you know what, I don't think his heart's really in this peace deal.
BBC News - Putin says Russia will take Donbas by force or Ukraine's troops will withdraw
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Putin says Russia will take Donbas by force or Ukraine's troops will withdraw
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The first human to discover that capers are edible: I will ONLY eat these with fish.
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The first human to discover that capers are edible: I will ONLY eat these with fish.
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Two years of school.
Three years of university.
Ten years of honing your craft.
Now you've been replaced by a robot owl.
Three years of university.
Ten years of honing your craft.
Now you've been replaced by a robot owl.
May 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Two years of school.
Three years of university.
Ten years of honing your craft.
Now you've been replaced by a robot owl.
Three years of university.
Ten years of honing your craft.
Now you've been replaced by a robot owl.
My Spotify Wrapped #1 was Release the Epstein Files by The US DOJ
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My Spotify Wrapped #1 was Release the Epstein Files by The US DOJ
SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS
December 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS
It's a shame that hapax legomenon isn't a googlewhack.
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It's a shame that hapax legomenon isn't a googlewhack.
Relax, only 48 hours until you're FREE!
(for 48 hours)
(for 48 hours)
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Relax, only 48 hours until you're FREE!
(for 48 hours)
(for 48 hours)
Jerry Lawler mocks Adrian Street
YouTube video by 70sTVchannel
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December 4, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Normalise pronouncing Se7en as Sesevenen
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Normalise pronouncing Se7en as Sesevenen
Of COURSE Reform would have Gullis. Imagine voting for the kind of organisation that would welcome Gullis.
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Of COURSE Reform would have Gullis. Imagine voting for the kind of organisation that would welcome Gullis.
How I crave a @lookingout.io hot take on the McGovern exit
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
How I crave a @lookingout.io hot take on the McGovern exit
If you had a bad day, at least you didn't lose your job because some web monkey in your org created a URL at obr.gov.uk/budget2025_FINAL_V3.pdf and thought nobody would guess it.
BBC News - OBR chair Richard Hughes resigns over Budget day publishing error - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - OBR chair Richard Hughes resigns over Budget day publishing error - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If you had a bad day, at least you didn't lose your job because some web monkey in your org created a URL at obr.gov.uk/budget2025_FINAL_V3.pdf and thought nobody would guess it.
BBC News - OBR chair Richard Hughes resigns over Budget day publishing error - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - OBR chair Richard Hughes resigns over Budget day publishing error - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Me, putting the last of the washed, dried clothes away : Thank goodness that's over and done with forever.
Me, a mere five days later : oh no
Me, a mere five days later : oh no
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Me, putting the last of the washed, dried clothes away : Thank goodness that's over and done with forever.
Me, a mere five days later : oh no
Me, a mere five days later : oh no
If you're worried your boyfriend is in a state of arrested development and not ready to be an adult, ask to see his nutmeg.
Everybody buys nutmeg once in early adulthood and then takes that first and last nutmeg around every single house they live in until they die
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
If you're worried your boyfriend is in a state of arrested development and not ready to be an adult, ask to see his nutmeg.
Carrying a decibel meter around a Nigerian market to check the silence of the yams
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Carrying a decibel meter around a Nigerian market to check the silence of the yams
Love skipping past the ads on The Rest Is History when Tom Holland and Dominic Sandbrook put on those horrible "marketing" voices and shill for stuff they don't use, delivering cringeworthy lines they would never normally utter.
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Love skipping past the ads on The Rest Is History when Tom Holland and Dominic Sandbrook put on those horrible "marketing" voices and shill for stuff they don't use, delivering cringeworthy lines they would never normally utter.
I only went to Epstein island for the shrimp cocktails
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I only went to Epstein island for the shrimp cocktails
Scott Bessent looks exactly like Edgar the bug-infested guy from Men in Black. He's a skin suit 100%
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Scott Bessent looks exactly like Edgar the bug-infested guy from Men in Black. He's a skin suit 100%