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Every time the temperature here gets above 85 degrees
June 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Can I say something?
(It's NEEWW YAWK CITTTYY)
Martin Scorsese during the production of Taxi Driver (1975)
June 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Waffle House vibes, I'm down for it
I’m not a fan of McDonald’s as a rule— but this franchise owner knows what’s up, and I’m definitely not going to criticize them for this one thing. The reason people act the way they act is because they’re used to not facing consequences for it, and it’s nice to see someplace where that isn’t so. 😁
June 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Plastic Froks
June 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Watching this makes me feel like I'm losing my mind. I can't shake the thought that we've passed a Rubicon and we're just cooked.
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.

ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Oh
February 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Daily reminder:
February 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Ringing in March with style (I'm done with February)
February 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Need a reminder of how to deal with Nazis?
a man in a suit and tie is holding a gun in his hand .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a gun in his hand .
media.tenor.com
February 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Meanwhile in Delaware
February 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ain't no way he's this dumb. I refuse to believe it. Does he think his childhood pets are still living in a farm in the country too?
February 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Me wondering how it got to this point
February 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Totally normal thing for a democracy to do
February 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Found a non partisan solution to this misnomer issue that we can all get behind
February 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
We just watched A Different Game, Sebastian Stan, I was unfamiliar with your game 🫶
February 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The dumbest people you can imagine voted for this
February 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I found the funniest cache of stock images for "mansplaining"
February 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Here we go again
February 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It's possible that I'll never be able to give up the dystopian hellhole that Twitter's become but I will keep posting things that make me happy here. For instance: my daughter made me this Valentine last week (rescinded after I made her take a bath)
February 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Checkmate funfetti pancakes
February 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Attempted to make my son funfetti pancakes this morning
February 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I have a suggestion since we're renaming things
February 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Whole family up all night coughing season
February 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Lol. Lmao even
February 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Just gonna be like this every day for the next four years huh
February 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM