Matthew (not the apostle)
@zreckoplxb.bsky.social
🇱🇺🇪🇺 and 🇺🇸 in Minnesota with cats
I can't say I'd go to Frey's one-man Bicycle Thieves at Fringe, but I'd definitely put the postcard on my fridge
January 31, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I can't say I'd go to Frey's one-man Bicycle Thieves at Fringe, but I'd definitely put the postcard on my fridge
*whispers* the slop says it's what they would have wanted
January 31, 2026 at 7:32 PM
*whispers* the slop says it's what they would have wanted
I also feel that, as a people, we love buying in bulk. Also an underrated built-in tactical advantage.
January 28, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I also feel that, as a people, we love buying in bulk. Also an underrated built-in tactical advantage.
...as the sacred texts of "The Stepford Wives" foretold.
a woman is pushing a shopping cart full of groceries including a bag of maggi
ALT: a woman is pushing a shopping cart full of groceries including a bag of maggi
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:06 PM
...as the sacred texts of "The Stepford Wives" foretold.
That sounds delightful. Who have I become?
January 28, 2026 at 5:24 AM
That sounds delightful. Who have I become?
(laudatory)
I feel a sizeable number of gay white dudes north of 40 check most of those boxes, honestly. Even the one without kids. Oh God, maybe *especially* us.
I feel a sizeable number of gay white dudes north of 40 check most of those boxes, honestly. Even the one without kids. Oh God, maybe *especially* us.
January 28, 2026 at 4:59 AM
(laudatory)
I feel a sizeable number of gay white dudes north of 40 check most of those boxes, honestly. Even the one without kids. Oh God, maybe *especially* us.
I feel a sizeable number of gay white dudes north of 40 check most of those boxes, honestly. Even the one without kids. Oh God, maybe *especially* us.
It's weird. It's like we're rational people not inventing non-existent people to get mad about.
January 26, 2026 at 12:22 AM
It's weird. It's like we're rational people not inventing non-existent people to get mad about.
with poppers on the side
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
with poppers on the side
kyatchi.com on Nicollet and 37th specializes in sustainably sourced sushi. Plus, yakisoba hot dogs!
Kyatchi - Kingfield, Minneapolis, MN
At Kyatchi Minneapolis, we're devoted to delivering sustainable sushi while preserving the health of our oceans and landscapes. Our menu offers a delightful fusion of traditional Japane...
kyatchi.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
kyatchi.com on Nicollet and 37th specializes in sustainably sourced sushi. Plus, yakisoba hot dogs!
I WILL PAY FOR THAT TATTOO
January 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I WILL PAY FOR THAT TATTOO
Don't forget us luxembourgers
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Don't forget us luxembourgers
you'll be spiderman and i will pay full price for that
January 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
you'll be spiderman and i will pay full price for that
I grew up a gay, pro-Democrat kid in South Dakota in the early '90s and… I've let all of them know they were saints.
January 14, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I grew up a gay, pro-Democrat kid in South Dakota in the early '90s and… I've let all of them know they were saints.
Oh, believe me: I called my old 8th grade art teacher a few months back. Out of the blue. To say thanks. And I'm 50!
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Oh, believe me: I called my old 8th grade art teacher a few months back. Out of the blue. To say thanks. And I'm 50!
Stancilitis.
January 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Stancilitis.