2026 resolution: I will form a black metal band whose name is written in Wingdings

I was like, "Wait, aren't you from a tropical part of India? Didn't you see bananas all the time growing up?" He said, "Yes, my childhood was very rough."

This would be a good sitcom

The Irish mind can’t even grasp the concept of a Bloomin Onion with chipotle ranch wasabi dipping sauce. There’s simply no word for it in Gaelic

Haven’t really worked out the details yet so feel free to riff in the replies ⤵️⤵️