Conspiracy theory: airlines serve tiny soda cans/water bottles because they don’t want you to have to pee on flight

“We have burgers at home”

Burger at home… bun kabob

Hawks fans chanting "the Earth is round" as Kyrie Irving goes to the line

They’re reinventing progressive tax on E**n’s Twitter 🤣

This is what Watters tells himself every year when no one texts him happy birthday

Word of the day is ‘quiddler’ (19th century): one who pays great attention to trivial matters as a way of avoiding the important ones.

And so the great migration begins