Honestly this shouldn't require permitting in the first place (mind you, if streets have to be closed, that's another thing).

But hey, that's a bunch of votes for her from jam-band aficionados and proud Indigo Girls fans :)

In our house, the debate isn't latkes with sour cream or applesauce, it's whether you make latke-gefilte fish sandwiches, or serve gefilte fish-egg noodles as your Chanukah main course.

you have no idea how envious my teenager will be.
(Perhaps I won't tell him.)

whaa!!

But it’s true isn’t it. We all know that.

This is some straight-up Homer Simpson tomfoolery.

Not with that kind of attitude

I realize I’m speaking from a point of relative privilege, but what about finding a few core locations on the East, Midwest, South, and West for two- (or more) day residencies and encouraging your fans (me, I mean myself) to make a trip out of it? Hold down logistical expenses, etc.

That’s the infamous New Yorker dieresis. Also seen in so much classics as coöperate, reëlect, vacuüm, and others.

One of these is a joke.

Good to have a diversified portfolio of stocks

Aeroflot was like that in the early 2000s when I was flying from places like Vladivostok and Petropavlovsk-Kamchatskiy.

On the bus