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Zach
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Why the hell is K!d Rock top bill? Why is he over Jelly Roll? Creed doesn’t seem to fit…wait…WTF? WHY IS LUDACRIS AND NELLY HERE!?
The worst music festival ever just dropped.
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Duh fuck!?
January 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Wtf is this game
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Do we have Paul Rothrock? Or does Paul Rothrock have us?
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Have you seen this? Its hilarious. www.reddit.com/r/IThinkYouS...
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November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Valve should name the new Steam machine Half-Life 3.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Sounders invented the 3-7-3-3 (with 2 GKs)
catabush.com cata @catabush.com · Nov 12
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Big fat load of cum then.
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani (D) elected mayor of New York City - DDHQ projection
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
That’s one small bite for man, one giant bite for mankind.
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This is why I love living in Washington state with mail in voting. I simply ripped out a page of a spiral notebook. Wrote “Mamdani for NYC mayor” on it. Put it in an envelope, wrote “Polls” on the envelope and dropped it in the mailbox.
What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?

This.

This is what you get.
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Fuck cancer
October 28, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The nyt doesn’t know what an equinox is, so it’s unsurprising they can’t count past four.
From @theathletic.com: The "sports equinox," when North America’s “big four” leagues play at the same time, usually happens once per year. Tonight is that night. Here's which games to prioritize and how to watch them: nyti.ms/4oaJSL7
The sports equinox is back. Here’s how to watch all 4 leagues on Monday
This quasi-holiday happens about once a year, when North America's "big four" leagues all have games on the same night.
nyti.ms
October 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Fuck cancer
October 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“This is not who we are,” says nation that has continually done this for its entire existence.
Oh for God’s sake. Everyone in the world thinks this is who Americans are. Even Americans think this is who Americans are. I shouted out ‘who killed the Kennedies,’ when after all it was you and me.
September 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I bet those people who didn’t take the Rothrock for Messi kit trade are feeling pretty stupid now.
September 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM