Zach
zyo117.bsky.social
Zach
@zyo117.bsky.social
Canadian from Newfoundland. Politically socialist and ethically secular humanist. "Radical left lunatic". The right is driving me googledebunkers.
By bluesky standards, that statement is downright kind.
December 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Milk them for anything they can be pushed to get in line for. Next election, get better people. But for better people to be voted in, either good democrats need to be on the ballot who aren't afraid to call out inequality, or new republicans who see the writing on the wall.
December 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Trump's Poland.
December 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The right descision for the wrong reasons is still the right decision.
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Breaking bad dissolving a body style acid damage?
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Because of the higher prevalence of brain damage among football players
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If JK has literally said "buying my stuff means you support my transphobia' and you continue to buy it, no, you're either an idiot or a dick.
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Maybe, and this is wild thinking, he should have paid his cameramen.
December 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
GAP didn't give up their 'DEI'? Brave of the store known colloquially as Gay And Proud.

(this is a joke)
December 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'm afraid Rick Mercer would ask them about their plan to bomb some random Canadian town like he did in Talking To Americans, and then they'd go "good idea".
December 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The Danes have been on top of it lately though.
December 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Can we send Charlie Angus instead?
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
As a canadian, I am constitutionally required to wish you good luck, even though I'm personally not interested in hockey 😆
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Don't forget another half dozen late night rants first.
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Was it Elon?
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Not hard to identify: If it doesn't come from Canada, there's a 70% chance it's not real maple syrup. Quebec makes most of the world's supply. Canada literally has, and this is not a joke, a strategic maple syrup reserve.
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Apparently. It's also in canned milk, fake maple syrup, and roast beef.
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Petrochemical extract? It's cheddar cheese mixed with sodium citrate and sodium hexametaphosphate. Heated, poured thin, and cooled. It's really not that hard to make if you can get your hands on the salts. Both of which are Pharma and food grade. You don't even add milk to dilute the cheese.
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Definitely real. and actually, thinly sliced, fried spam on a grilled cheese sounds pretty good, not gonna lie.
December 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I think that's what taco bell is for
December 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
People absolutely do not give a hint of a shit except as a topic of gossip, in terms of Epstein or Trump being fucking nuts. But like, the new National Security Strategy? I'm the one who sounds nuts to them.
December 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It's fucking wild but as a Canadian, just trying to keep people informed of what's going on sounds like the world's worst conspiracy theory.
December 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This.
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Trump is a Russian asshat.
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM