Alice Roberts
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Alice Roberts
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Time traveller: so far into 21st century and you're still (un)fucking with Microsoft® Losedows™?! Eh, mankind is a lost cause…

;-) :-P
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Easy to tell difference. Donald always says what Prez says but a day later.
Wait is this Darth Putin or Darth Trump?
So hard to tell the difference.
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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If Network NEWSCASTS, and their Late Night Shows, are almost 100% Accurate about a Pathological Liar and Convicted Felon who Incited an Insurrection, tried to Steal a Fair Election and is Covering up Sex Crimes against Children, shouldn't his Disgraceful Presidency be terminated? I say, YES!
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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The State department continues to use false allegations of "censorship" to censor people, or in this case sanction them
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/t...
U.S. Bars 5 European Tech Regulators and Researchers
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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American social media platforms are banned in Russia. Have you noticed Donald isn't sanctioning anyone over that?
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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By allowing Ukraine to continue to defend itself, the EU is doing much to obstruct our peace invasion.
Can there be a better demonstration of the EU's performative irrelevance? They spent weeks negotiating with each other the issuance of 90bn euro debt which the EU cannot afford that will do nothing to win the War and much to obstruct Peace. www.ft.com/content/e569...
EU agrees €90bn loan to Ukraine after frozen Russian asset plan fails
Money to be borrowed against bloc’s budget after leaders fail to agree on proposal using Moscow’s funds
www.ft.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Always remember kids, the best people to listen to about what Kremlin will do if you seize our assets to help Ukraine defend itself are the people who said we wouldn't even invade them in the first place.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Russia has no plans to invade:
Moldova.
Ok. But not Georgia
Ok but not Ukraine.
Ok, Just Crimea
Ok, just Crimea & part of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia
Ok, all of Ukraine

But Russia won't attack EU
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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OTD in 1946 the Iran crisis began. The Kremlin refused, despite promising they would, to remove their soldiers from Iran at the end of WW2.

Imagine if today the Kremlin was parking their soldiers where they’re not wanted & not removing them even when we promise to....
December 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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OTD in 2015 Russia began bombing Syria.
-we denied we'd do it
-we then did it
-we bombed lots of hospitals, shopping centers & schools to create refugees
-we said it would be WW3 if NATO got involved
-when NATO helped throw us out we just ran away

Sound familiar?
September 30, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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OTD in 2022, after denying it would happen, we mobilised cannon fodder to die for my palaces.

I remain a master strategist.
September 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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6 months ago we "protected Christian values" by killing more than 30 civilians at a Palm Sunday mass in Sumy. The sort of thing that wouldn't happen if Donald were POTUS.
September 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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OTD in 1954 the Totskoye nuclear test took place in Russia. USSR detonated a nuke twice the size of Hiroshima & then marched 45,000 unprotected soldiers thru the blast area.

Ofc we lied about it & suppressed the truth of the casualties. Imagine that today.
September 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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The bravado is because Pu doesn’t expect any actual sanctions from Trump’s US. This statement also allows Rubio to continue claiming that carrots are the way to go w Ru and sanctions would ruin the chances for peace. Groundhog Day!
Morning Bluesky.

The Kremlin issues a very bold statement: “No sanctions will be able to make Russia change its consistent position.”
September 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Day 1290 of my 3 day war. We have taken 80,000 casualties to not yet capture Pokrovsk, a town with a pre-war population of 60,000.

I remain a master strategist.
September 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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You have my word Russia wont invade:

Moldova
Ok but not Georgia
Ok but not Ukraine
Ok just Crimea
Ok just that & part of Donetsk
Ok just that & all of Donetsk
Ok just that & Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia
Ok all of Ukraine

But Zelensky has my word he'll be safe in Moscow...
September 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Zelesnky has my WORD he will be safe to come to Moscow.

He will not be safe to leave Moscow.
September 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Have you noticed when Russia gets long range weapons from Iran and soldiers from North Korea that it isn’t an escalation?
September 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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OTD in 1939 Adolf Hitler began his special military operation to protect ethnic Germans from persecution by Poland.

Imagine such a bullshit excuse today
September 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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OTD in 2004 Kremlin critic Anna Politkovskaya was poisoned. While on a flight. After asking for tea. If you can imagine that.

She was later shot dead as a birthday present to Prez.

www.theguardian.com/world/2004/s...
Anna Politkovskaya: Poisoned by Putin
Anna Politkovskaya: The horror of Beslan was made still worse by the intimidation of Russia's servile media.
www.theguardian.com
September 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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OTD in 2008 Russia claimed a “sphere of influence”. 3 days earlier I had said I recognise all of Ukraine’s borders, including Crimea, statements that are incompatible.

You pretended it didn’t matter cos you wanted cheap gas. It isn’t. You just didn’t pay for it all at the time.
August 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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OTD in 1939 Nazi Germany staged the Gleiwitz incident. After accusing Poland of ethnic cleansing against his countrymen, Hitler staged a false flag to justify invasion & genocide.

Imagine such bullshit being tolerated today....
August 31, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Depressing to see Europeans argue about troop deployment AFTER the war's over when the war's not at all close to being over.
August 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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OTD in 2023 Prigozhin developed a terminal case of altitude cancer and died. In unrelated news, he had recently said the reasons for our invasion of Ukraine were bullshit.
August 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM