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January 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Now they're all going to the town Christmas tree DO NONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE FAMILIES OR PEOPLE THEY'RE FUCKING??? Portland gives her a shitty snowflake he made. She says she is going to come ro France for a semester BITCH; *ONE* SEMESTER?? #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
December 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Now they're all going to the town Christmas tree DO NONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE FAMILIES OR PEOPLE THEY'RE FUCKING??? Portland gives her a shitty snowflake he made. She says she is going to come ro France for a semester BITCH; *ONE* SEMESTER?? #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
It's the next morning and Old French Guy has apologized to Portland because he is also bipolar. Portland tells him how AMAZING Female Protagonist is and shows him the Swiftygram account LIKE AN OLD FRENCHIE WOULD CARE. #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
It's the next morning and Old French Guy has apologized to Portland because he is also bipolar. Portland tells him how AMAZING Female Protagonist is and shows him the Swiftygram account LIKE AN OLD FRENCHIE WOULD CARE. #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
Then, Female Protagonist gives Horny Little Sister the deed to their dead parents' house?? What?? Where is SHE gonna live?? I mean, obviously she's gonna go to France to be with Portland, but they're still in The Dark Moment™️, so she doesn't know that yet. #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
December 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Then, Female Protagonist gives Horny Little Sister the deed to their dead parents' house?? What?? Where is SHE gonna live?? I mean, obviously she's gonna go to France to be with Portland, but they're still in The Dark Moment™️, so she doesn't know that yet. #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
At this exact moment, Female Protagonist gets an email that if they don't raise the last $1,000 in the next twelve hours (WE GET IT; EVERYTHING IS TWELVES), they don't get ANY money. She and Portland have a huge fight that is honestly uncomfortable to watch PULL IT BACK, GUYS! #12DaresOfChristmas
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
At this exact moment, Female Protagonist gets an email that if they don't raise the last $1,000 in the next twelve hours (WE GET IT; EVERYTHING IS TWELVES), they don't get ANY money. She and Portland have a huge fight that is honestly uncomfortable to watch PULL IT BACK, GUYS! #12DaresOfChristmas
RITA LOVES THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS AND APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A TOTAL CUNT. SHE SAYS SHE WANTS FEMALE PROTAGONIST TO BE HER VICE PRINCIPAL. IS RITA BIPOLAR?
#12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
#12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
RITA LOVES THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS AND APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A TOTAL CUNT. SHE SAYS SHE WANTS FEMALE PROTAGONIST TO BE HER VICE PRINCIPAL. IS RITA BIPOLAR?
#12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
#12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
Horny Little Sister texts to say they've raised $4,000 on Swiftygram already NO THE FUCK THEY HAVEN'T. WHAT? Next dare is to go around and find the FIVE GOLDEN BELLS Horny Little Sister has hidden around town like a fucking psychopath. #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Horny Little Sister texts to say they've raised $4,000 on Swiftygram already NO THE FUCK THEY HAVEN'T. WHAT? Next dare is to go around and find the FIVE GOLDEN BELLS Horny Little Sister has hidden around town like a fucking psychopath. #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
Now they're at The Creamery (gross) again. The principal calls to be like "EVERYONE IS ABUZZ ABOUT THE EXCHANGE THEY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT 48 HRS AGO AND ALSO DONATIONS ARE FLOODING IN." Next dare is a Polar Bear Plunge (ON TEACHERS' HEALTH INSURANCE?!?), which they also do not show. #12DaresOfChristmas
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Now they're at The Creamery (gross) again. The principal calls to be like "EVERYONE IS ABUZZ ABOUT THE EXCHANGE THEY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT 48 HRS AGO AND ALSO DONATIONS ARE FLOODING IN." Next dare is a Polar Bear Plunge (ON TEACHERS' HEALTH INSURANCE?!?), which they also do not show. #12DaresOfChristmas
The next dare is eggnog making (WE ARE UP TO "MAIDS A-MILKING"), which her school does to fundraise. What? They make eggnog together and then immediately drink it DOES EGGNOG HAVE *RAW* EGGS IN IT??? OMFG I HAVE DRUNK EGGNOG BEFORE WTF I AM HORRIFIED. #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The next dare is eggnog making (WE ARE UP TO "MAIDS A-MILKING"), which her school does to fundraise. What? They make eggnog together and then immediately drink it DOES EGGNOG HAVE *RAW* EGGS IN IT??? OMFG I HAVE DRUNK EGGNOG BEFORE WTF I AM HORRIFIED. #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
He runs out of The Creamery (gross) in a rage, just like a little bitch from Portland. He's all "I'm gonna have to refund the students' airfare myself!!" She's like "We can still save this!" He leaves in a FAUX-FRENCH HUFF! So much for their HORNY VIBING. #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
He runs out of The Creamery (gross) in a rage, just like a little bitch from Portland. He's all "I'm gonna have to refund the students' airfare myself!!" She's like "We can still save this!" He leaves in a FAUX-FRENCH HUFF! So much for their HORNY VIBING. #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
[Pls hold; I'm taking a quick break to make some tea and reflect on my media literacy skills.]
#12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
#12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
[Pls hold; I'm taking a quick break to make some tea and reflect on my media literacy skills.]
#12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
#12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
Horny Little Sister is all "I've been thinking about the 12 Dares of Christmas." Female Protagonist rightly tells her "Bitch; that was a typo I made cause I'm bad at my job." But Horny Little Sister has decided to give her boring older sister 12 DARES OF CHRISTMAS! OKAY; SURE!!! #12DaresOfChristmas
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Horny Little Sister is all "I've been thinking about the 12 Dares of Christmas." Female Protagonist rightly tells her "Bitch; that was a typo I made cause I'm bad at my job." But Horny Little Sister has decided to give her boring older sister 12 DARES OF CHRISTMAS! OKAY; SURE!!! #12DaresOfChristmas
Female Protagonist wants to be promoted to Vice Principal (WHO AMONG US DOES NOT?), but despite the fact that she went to this school and has worked there a billion years, it ALL HINGES ON HER DUMB PITCH! She gets home and her Horny Little Sister has a horny surprise for her. #12DaresOfChristmas
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Female Protagonist wants to be promoted to Vice Principal (WHO AMONG US DOES NOT?), but despite the fact that she went to this school and has worked there a billion years, it ALL HINGES ON HER DUMB PITCH! She gets home and her Horny Little Sister has a horny surprise for her. #12DaresOfChristmas
They exposition that she's working on the exchange with some teacher from France. Little Sister is like "IS HE HOT?" because all little sisters are canonically horny, but all Female Protagonist knows is that is he is BORING AND STUFFY over email, which is NOT HOT. #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
They exposition that she's working on the exchange with some teacher from France. Little Sister is like "IS HE HOT?" because all little sisters are canonically horny, but all Female Protagonist knows is that is he is BORING AND STUFFY over email, which is NOT HOT. #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
Little Sister (who is NOT a teacher but IS from Chicago) catches the typo and Female Protagonist changes it. But Little Sister is like "Change it back! Make it EXCITING!" Bitch, what? Female Protagonist does *not* change it back. BUT WHAT OF THE PREMISE OF THE FILM?? #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Little Sister (who is NOT a teacher but IS from Chicago) catches the typo and Female Protagonist changes it. But Little Sister is like "Change it back! Make it EXCITING!" Bitch, what? Female Protagonist does *not* change it back. BUT WHAT OF THE PREMISE OF THE FILM?? #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
Incidentally, this pitch deck thingy is on a laptop so it's not like it has autocorrect. How would you type "Dares" instead of "Days" and also not notice it at all BITCH YOU ARE A TEACHER!!! This is why education in this country is so fucked; I swear to God. #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Incidentally, this pitch deck thingy is on a laptop so it's not like it has autocorrect. How would you type "Dares" instead of "Days" and also not notice it at all BITCH YOU ARE A TEACHER!!! This is why education in this country is so fucked; I swear to God. #12DaresOfChristmas #Flansmas
Okay: tonight I am Flansmas-ing Peacock's #12DaresOfChristmas, which opens with a woman building/talking to a snowman that is made of truly the fakest looking "snow" I have ever seen. Like, the production team DGAF. #Flansmas
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Okay: tonight I am Flansmas-ing Peacock's #12DaresOfChristmas, which opens with a woman building/talking to a snowman that is made of truly the fakest looking "snow" I have ever seen. Like, the production team DGAF. #Flansmas
Advanced Heads-Up Wednesday Viewing (Movie Encores): #FollowingYonderStar, #SantaTellMe & #JingleBellRun on #HallmarkChannel; #MakeorBakeChristmas, #ChristmasintheSpotlight & #ChristmasatPlumhillManor on #Lifetime; #24KaratChristmas on #OWN; #12DaresofChristmas & #ANovelChristmas on #UPtv.
December 25, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Advanced Heads-Up Wednesday Viewing (Movie Encores): #FollowingYonderStar, #SantaTellMe & #JingleBellRun on #HallmarkChannel; #MakeorBakeChristmas, #ChristmasintheSpotlight & #ChristmasatPlumhillManor on #Lifetime; #24KaratChristmas on #OWN; #12DaresofChristmas & #ANovelChristmas on #UPtv.
Saturday Viewing (Encore): #Outlander on #Starz | (Marathon): #Yellowstone on #ParamountNetwork | (Movie Encores): #SantaTellMe & #HolidayTouchdown on #HallmarkChannel; #ChristmasintheSpotlight on #Lifetime; #12DaresofChristmas & #CountryRoadsChristmas on #UPtv.
December 14, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Saturday Viewing (Encore): #Outlander on #Starz | (Marathon): #Yellowstone on #ParamountNetwork | (Movie Encores): #SantaTellMe & #HolidayTouchdown on #HallmarkChannel; #ChristmasintheSpotlight on #Lifetime; #12DaresofChristmas & #CountryRoadsChristmas on #UPtv.
Sunday Viewing (Movie Debuts): #HowtoFallinLovebyChristmas on #Lifetime; #12DaresofChristmas on #UPtv | (Movie Encores): #HolidayTouchdown & #A90sChristmas on #HallmarkChannel; #ADanceintheSnow on #HallmarkMystery and #AVeryMerryBeautySalon on #Lifetime.
December 8, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Sunday Viewing (Movie Debuts): #HowtoFallinLovebyChristmas on #Lifetime; #12DaresofChristmas on #UPtv | (Movie Encores): #HolidayTouchdown & #A90sChristmas on #HallmarkChannel; #ADanceintheSnow on #HallmarkMystery and #AVeryMerryBeautySalon on #Lifetime.
What’s New Tonight – Sunday Dec 08, 2024 #HolmesvsDoyle #LeahsPerfectGift #12DaresOfChristmas #HowToFallInLoveByChristmas premieres #TheEqualizer #SomebodySomehwere finales #Yellowstone #DuneProphecy #EarthAbides #TheAgency #Univer… https://noreruns.net/2024/12/08/whats-new-tonight-sunday-dec-08-20…
December 8, 2024 at 1:30 PM
What’s New Tonight – Sunday Dec 08, 2024 #HolmesvsDoyle #LeahsPerfectGift #12DaresOfChristmas #HowToFallInLoveByChristmas premieres #TheEqualizer #SomebodySomehwere finales #Yellowstone #DuneProphecy #EarthAbides #TheAgency #Univer… https://noreruns.net/2024/12/08/whats-new-tonight-sunday-dec-08-20…
"12 Dares of Christmas", starring Brittany Underwood and Sean Yves Lessard, premieres on #UPtv TONIGHT at 7pm/6c—part of #MostUpliftingChristmasEver!
Read more at LollyChristmas.com! ❄️
#StayMerry #12DaresOfChristmas
Read more at LollyChristmas.com! ❄️
#StayMerry #12DaresOfChristmas
December 8, 2024 at 10:16 AM
"12 Dares of Christmas", starring Brittany Underwood and Sean Yves Lessard, premieres on #UPtv TONIGHT at 7pm/6c—part of #MostUpliftingChristmasEver!
Read more at LollyChristmas.com! ❄️
#StayMerry #12DaresOfChristmas
Read more at LollyChristmas.com! ❄️
#StayMerry #12DaresOfChristmas