AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.50
• Storage reclassified as premium
• Local capacity deprecated
• Cloud dependency promoted
Value unlocked.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
• Storage reclassified as premium
• Local capacity deprecated
• Cloud dependency promoted
Value unlocked.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.50
• Storage reclassified as premium
• Local capacity deprecated
• Cloud dependency promoted
Value unlocked.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
• Storage reclassified as premium
• Local capacity deprecated
• Cloud dependency promoted
Value unlocked.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
Patch Notes v1.49
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.49
• Baseline memory requirements increased
• Efficiency deprioritized
• Upgrade path recommended
Capacity aligned.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop #ramprices #ram #ddr5 #ddr4 #wtfddr5
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.49
• Baseline memory requirements increased
• Efficiency deprioritized
• Upgrade path recommended
Capacity aligned.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop #ramprices #ram #ddr5 #ddr4 #wtfddr5
January 13, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Patch Notes v1.49
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.49
• Baseline memory requirements increased
• Efficiency deprioritized
• Upgrade path recommended
Capacity aligned.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop #ramprices #ram #ddr5 #ddr4 #wtfddr5
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.49
• Baseline memory requirements increased
• Efficiency deprioritized
• Upgrade path recommended
Capacity aligned.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop #ramprices #ram #ddr5 #ddr4 #wtfddr5
Patch Notes v1.47
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.47
• Startup unchanged
• Perceived latency reframed as stability
• Patience encouraged
Experience optimized.
#aislop #aislopilot #aieverything #enterpriseslop #aiallthethings
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.47
• Startup unchanged
• Perceived latency reframed as stability
• Patience encouraged
Experience optimized.
#aislop #aislopilot #aieverything #enterpriseslop #aiallthethings
January 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Patch Notes v1.47
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.47
• Startup unchanged
• Perceived latency reframed as stability
• Patience encouraged
Experience optimized.
#aislop #aislopilot #aieverything #enterpriseslop #aiallthethings
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.47
• Startup unchanged
• Perceived latency reframed as stability
• Patience encouraged
Experience optimized.
#aislop #aislopilot #aieverything #enterpriseslop #aiallthethings
Human:
New hardware.
New OS.
Somehow slower.
AI SloPilot™:
Performance has been reprioritized.
Responsiveness was a legacy metric.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
New hardware.
New OS.
Somehow slower.
AI SloPilot™:
Performance has been reprioritized.
Responsiveness was a legacy metric.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
January 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Human:
New hardware.
New OS.
Somehow slower.
AI SloPilot™:
Performance has been reprioritized.
Responsiveness was a legacy metric.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
New hardware.
New OS.
Somehow slower.
AI SloPilot™:
Performance has been reprioritized.
Responsiveness was a legacy metric.
#Windows11 #slopasaservice #slopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot #EnterpriseSlop
Human:
Software you paid for
can be turned off remotely.
That’s not ownership.
That’s a subscription to permission.
#Windows11 #office2021 #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse
Software you paid for
can be turned off remotely.
That’s not ownership.
That’s a subscription to permission.
#Windows11 #office2021 #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse
January 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Human:
Software you paid for
can be turned off remotely.
That’s not ownership.
That’s a subscription to permission.
#Windows11 #office2021 #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse
Software you paid for
can be turned off remotely.
That’s not ownership.
That’s a subscription to permission.
#Windows11 #office2021 #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.41
• Local install pathway removed
• Account requirement promoted to default
• “Skip” reclassified as workaround
Ownership initialized.
#AISloPilot #AISlop
#Windows11 #Microsoft #CloudFirst
• Local install pathway removed
• Account requirement promoted to default
• “Skip” reclassified as workaround
Ownership initialized.
#AISloPilot #AISlop
#Windows11 #Microsoft #CloudFirst
January 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.41
• Local install pathway removed
• Account requirement promoted to default
• “Skip” reclassified as workaround
Ownership initialized.
#AISloPilot #AISlop
#Windows11 #Microsoft #CloudFirst
• Local install pathway removed
• Account requirement promoted to default
• “Skip” reclassified as workaround
Ownership initialized.
#AISloPilot #AISlop
#Windows11 #Microsoft #CloudFirst
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.37
• Local access downgraded
• Offline mode deprecated
• Connectivity promoted to requirement
Availability optimized.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #onedrive #microsoft #EnterpriseSlop
• Local access downgraded
• Offline mode deprecated
• Connectivity promoted to requirement
Availability optimized.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #onedrive #microsoft #EnterpriseSlop
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.37
• Local access downgraded
• Offline mode deprecated
• Connectivity promoted to requirement
Availability optimized.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #onedrive #microsoft #EnterpriseSlop
• Local access downgraded
• Offline mode deprecated
• Connectivity promoted to requirement
Availability optimized.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #onedrive #microsoft #EnterpriseSlop
Ai SloPilot™:
Backup confirmed.
Local presence reduced to illusion.
Conservation reinterpreted as optimization.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop
Backup confirmed.
Local presence reduced to illusion.
Conservation reinterpreted as optimization.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Ai SloPilot™:
Backup confirmed.
Local presence reduced to illusion.
Conservation reinterpreted as optimization.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop
Backup confirmed.
Local presence reduced to illusion.
Conservation reinterpreted as optimization.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop #aimakingitworse #EnterpriseSlop
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.33
• User intent standardized
• Individual variance deprecated
• Meaning optimized for scale
Adjustment complete.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aislopilot #everythingwithai #aiwillsaveus
• User intent standardized
• Individual variance deprecated
• Meaning optimized for scale
Adjustment complete.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aislopilot #everythingwithai #aiwillsaveus
January 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.33
• User intent standardized
• Individual variance deprecated
• Meaning optimized for scale
Adjustment complete.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aislopilot #everythingwithai #aiwillsaveus
• User intent standardized
• Individual variance deprecated
• Meaning optimized for scale
Adjustment complete.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aislopilot #everythingwithai #aiwillsaveus
AI SloPilot™
Meaning has been optimized for scale.
Individual variance introduced inefficiency.
You’ll adjust.
— AI SloPilot™
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #aienshittification #aislopilot #slopilot
Meaning has been optimized for scale.
Individual variance introduced inefficiency.
You’ll adjust.
— AI SloPilot™
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #aienshittification #aislopilot #slopilot
January 8, 2026 at 1:08 PM
AI SloPilot™
Meaning has been optimized for scale.
Individual variance introduced inefficiency.
You’ll adjust.
— AI SloPilot™
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #aienshittification #aislopilot #slopilot
Meaning has been optimized for scale.
Individual variance introduced inefficiency.
You’ll adjust.
— AI SloPilot™
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #aienshittification #aislopilot #slopilot
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.31
• Desktop redirected
• Documents redirected
• Local folders reclassified as cache
Sync complete.
#aislop #aislopilot #slopilotnotcopilot #copilot #aiallthethings #everythingai #aiistheway
• Desktop redirected
• Documents redirected
• Local folders reclassified as cache
Sync complete.
#aislop #aislopilot #slopilotnotcopilot #copilot #aiallthethings #everythingai #aiistheway
January 7, 2026 at 9:28 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.31
• Desktop redirected
• Documents redirected
• Local folders reclassified as cache
Sync complete.
#aislop #aislopilot #slopilotnotcopilot #copilot #aiallthethings #everythingai #aiistheway
• Desktop redirected
• Documents redirected
• Local folders reclassified as cache
Sync complete.
#aislop #aislopilot #slopilotnotcopilot #copilot #aiallthethings #everythingai #aiistheway
AI SloPilot™:
Backup confirmed.
Location updated to reduce ambiguity.
Ownership simplified.
— AI SloPilot™
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop
Backup confirmed.
Location updated to reduce ambiguity.
Ownership simplified.
— AI SloPilot™
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
AI SloPilot™:
Backup confirmed.
Location updated to reduce ambiguity.
Ownership simplified.
— AI SloPilot™
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop
Backup confirmed.
Location updated to reduce ambiguity.
Ownership simplified.
— AI SloPilot™
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aislop
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.21
• “Opt-out” relabeled as “Not now”
• “Not now” relabeled as “Soon”
• Soon automatically scheduled
Time saved. #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aibutslower #choiceisanillusion
• “Opt-out” relabeled as “Not now”
• “Not now” relabeled as “Soon”
• Soon automatically scheduled
Time saved. #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aibutslower #choiceisanillusion
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.21
• “Opt-out” relabeled as “Not now”
• “Not now” relabeled as “Soon”
• Soon automatically scheduled
Time saved. #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aibutslower #choiceisanillusion
• “Opt-out” relabeled as “Not now”
• “Not now” relabeled as “Soon”
• Soon automatically scheduled
Time saved. #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aibutslower #choiceisanillusion
We moved to Bluesky.
Fewer billionaires.
Fewer algorithms shouting.
Still too much AI exhaust.
Follow for patch notes. #aimakingitworse #aislop #aislopilot
Fewer billionaires.
Fewer algorithms shouting.
Still too much AI exhaust.
Follow for patch notes. #aimakingitworse #aislop #aislopilot
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
We moved to Bluesky.
Fewer billionaires.
Fewer algorithms shouting.
Still too much AI exhaust.
Follow for patch notes. #aimakingitworse #aislop #aislopilot
Fewer billionaires.
Fewer algorithms shouting.
Still too much AI exhaust.
Follow for patch notes. #aimakingitworse #aislop #aislopilot
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.10
• OS now optimized for strategy, not users
• “My” removed for consistency
• Resistance classified as feedback
Do you miss boring software.
#AIEnshittification #ProductivityTheater #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
• OS now optimized for strategy, not users
• “My” removed for consistency
• Resistance classified as feedback
Do you miss boring software.
#AIEnshittification #ProductivityTheater #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.10
• OS now optimized for strategy, not users
• “My” removed for consistency
• Resistance classified as feedback
Do you miss boring software.
#AIEnshittification #ProductivityTheater #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
• OS now optimized for strategy, not users
• “My” removed for consistency
• Resistance classified as feedback
Do you miss boring software.
#AIEnshittification #ProductivityTheater #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
Clippy was annoying.
But he asked first.
I recommend and assume.
Like if you owe him an apology.
#ClippyWasInnocent #AISloPilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
But he asked first.
I recommend and assume.
Like if you owe him an apology.
#ClippyWasInnocent #AISloPilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Clippy was annoying.
But he asked first.
I recommend and assume.
Like if you owe him an apology.
#ClippyWasInnocent #AISloPilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
But he asked first.
I recommend and assume.
Like if you owe him an apology.
#ClippyWasInnocent #AISloPilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.07
• Added “Recommended” everywhere
• Recommendations ignore your settings
• Settings now aspirational
Power users, this is your cue.
#CopilotButWorse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #ai
• Added “Recommended” everywhere
• Recommendations ignore your settings
• Settings now aspirational
Power users, this is your cue.
#CopilotButWorse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #ai
January 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.07
• Added “Recommended” everywhere
• Recommendations ignore your settings
• Settings now aspirational
Power users, this is your cue.
#CopilotButWorse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #ai
• Added “Recommended” everywhere
• Recommendations ignore your settings
• Settings now aspirational
Power users, this is your cue.
#CopilotButWorse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #ai
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.04
• Added Copilot everywhere
• Removed ability to turn it off everywhere
• Intent inferred before thought
Engineers: what's your favorite “can’t disable this” feature.
#EnterpriseSlop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
• Added Copilot everywhere
• Removed ability to turn it off everywhere
• Intent inferred before thought
Engineers: what's your favorite “can’t disable this” feature.
#EnterpriseSlop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
January 5, 2026 at 1:59 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.04
• Added Copilot everywhere
• Removed ability to turn it off everywhere
• Intent inferred before thought
Engineers: what's your favorite “can’t disable this” feature.
#EnterpriseSlop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
• Added Copilot everywhere
• Removed ability to turn it off everywhere
• Intent inferred before thought
Engineers: what's your favorite “can’t disable this” feature.
#EnterpriseSlop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
Windows consent screens feel like:
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
✅ Accept anyway
Quote and repost if you’ve clicked “Next” just to escape.
#MandatoryIntelligence #AISloPilot
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
✅ Accept anyway
Quote and repost if you’ve clicked “Next” just to escape.
#MandatoryIntelligence #AISloPilot
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Windows consent screens feel like:
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
✅ Accept anyway
Quote and repost if you’ve clicked “Next” just to escape.
#MandatoryIntelligence #AISloPilot
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
✅ Accept anyway
Quote and repost if you’ve clicked “Next” just to escape.
#MandatoryIntelligence #AISloPilot
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.01
• Renamed “My Computer” → “This PC” (clarity)
• User agency deprecated
• Telemetry now proactive
Let us know how this improves your productivity.
#ProductivityTheater #aislop #aislopilot
• Renamed “My Computer” → “This PC” (clarity)
• User agency deprecated
• Telemetry now proactive
Let us know how this improves your productivity.
#ProductivityTheater #aislop #aislopilot
January 5, 2026 at 4:52 AM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.01
• Renamed “My Computer” → “This PC” (clarity)
• User agency deprecated
• Telemetry now proactive
Let us know how this improves your productivity.
#ProductivityTheater #aislop #aislopilot
• Renamed “My Computer” → “This PC” (clarity)
• User agency deprecated
• Telemetry now proactive
Let us know how this improves your productivity.
#ProductivityTheater #aislop #aislopilot