#AllIWantForChristmasIsPrivacy
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I always knew the North Pole had a second job in data collection.

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A creepy Santa with glowing eyes lurks in a dimly lit room, watching you like your last Tinder date: just a festive spy collecting data on your holiday shopping habits.
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM