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🚨 CODE PURITY: A rogue sect of Quakers is marching 300 miles on DC armed with nothing but sandals, snacks & terrifying amounts of decency. Christi Noem is rattled. Stephen Miller is hyperventilating over 17th-century scrolls. America is not ready for weaponized empathy.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty
May 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM Everybody can reply
Next time, show me like Patton before D-Day ☕; or better yet, chugging a Gatorade cooler of liberty while exposing the communist volleyball agenda. Shane loses his mortgage. Dr. Sherry slow-claps. Duke collapses into a Bass Pro Shop. 🎬.

#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #HydrationGate #StayParched
August 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM Everybody can reply
👑🕶️SITH POPE TRUMP RISES
Trump posted himself as both a Sith Lord and the Pope; while the real Pope was being buried. The Conclave begins in Rome, but MAGA already elected their guy via AI cosplay and Diet Coke communion.
#SithPopeTrump #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #PontifexMAGA
May 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM Everybody can reply
🚨✝️ Shane Claiborne got arrested in the Capitol for praying quietly against budget cuts. Meanwhile, buffalo hat cosplay insurrectionists still get MAGA medals.

Nancy Mace calls it “bathroom-based counterterrorism.”

#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #WokeJesus #WWJDNotThis
May 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM Everybody can reply
🥃 JD VANCE: DEFENDER OF AMERICA’S DUMBEST GROUP CHAT 🇺🇸😂
“Boys will be boys…. and sometimes little Goebbels.”
Couch casualties: 3. Bourbon bottles: infinite. Integrity: missing since Hillbilly Elegy.

#AmericanYouthParty #AYP #JDVance #Satire #MiniGoebbels #AYPNews #CouchCushionDiplomacy
October 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM Everybody can reply
🕊️✝️ NEW POPE JUST SUBTWEETED JD VANCE FROM THE HEAVENS
Vatican chooses Leo XIV; aka Cardinal “Globalist Deep State” Prevost…. who once blasted JD’s “America First Jesus.” Shane says salvation now comes with a MAGA hat. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #PopeSubtweet
May 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM Everybody can reply
🇺🇸🚁 TRUMP’S FINAL WARNING TO MUSK:
“First Putin ghosted. Now Elon. One of them will regret it BIGLY.” 🚀🔥

👉 Step down from the Shadow Government or face my beautiful tanks & meme army! 🍔🦅

#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #TrumpVsMusk #ShadowGovLA #OperationHollywoodHammer #StairForceOne #FreedomTrafficJams
June 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM Everybody can reply
Ivanka to Trump: “Happy Father’s Day! Please stop confusing me with your mistresses.”
She’s calling Jared’s felon dad “Dad” now, because HE never pointed at her bikini pic & said “She’s a 10 if she keeps quiet.”
Freud has left the chat.

#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #DoNotRepostTrump
June 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM Everybody can reply
🔥🦒 ICE-TAPO ARRESTS GIRAFFE FOR CRIMES AGAINST AUTHORITARIANISM
ROBBY ROADSTEAMER, in giraffe costume, arrested mid-song by ICE agents live-streaming the crackdown.
Support his legal fight: linktr.ee/robbyroadsteamer

#AYP #AmericanYouthParty 

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October 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM Everybody can reply
🏔️🇷🇺 PUTIN: “By land swap, I obviously meant ALASKA.” 🦅🍊

In his thank-you note to Trump after the Anchorage summit, Putin gushes over “Operation St. Petersburg West,” jokes about renaming Denali Mount Vlad, & praises Trump’s Sharpie diplomacy.

#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #AlaskaSwap
August 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM Everybody can reply
👨🏽‍⚖️🫠 SCOTUS S.O.S. 7-2 Decision: “We’re Drowning in Bullsh*t, Bro”
Clarence Thomas begs Trump to slow the flood of filings so he can return to yacht grifting & gift baskets. Ginni’s designing prayer cabins for a cursed Qatari jet. Shane from Vegas keeps winning.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #SCOTUSSOS
May 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM Everybody can reply
🚨 GOP meltdown live: Speaker Mike Johnson typing ‘URGENT: NO KINGS TERROR ALERT’ amid his mountain of Bibles & Red Bull while Kristi Noem flies high in a golden Gulfstream and five puppies cuddle around a fax machine spitting out “FOR YOUR SAFETY”. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire
October 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM Everybody can reply
🎯 GoFundMe has become “the invisible hand of Jesus” 🙌 MAGA’s idea of a strong economy: crowdfund your groceries 🍲 #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #FaithBasedEconomics

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October 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM Everybody can reply
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🛠️💩 HAIL THE GOLDEN TOILET: On #MayDay, Trump’s billionaires torch labor rights while federal workers get labeled “villains.”
Project 2025 wants you broke, bitter, and barefoot.
Shane just wanted dental.
#Project2025 #WorkersRights #UnionStrong #MAGA #AYP
#AmericanYouthParty
May 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM Everybody can reply
🇺🇸❄️ THE MILLER’S NEW ADDRESS: CLASSIFIED 🏰🤡
Stephen discovers a gated community that won’t insult him — where he lives on “Base Freedom-1,” guards salute him, guard dogs wear sunglasses, and chalking addresses is a national security threat. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MAGAParody
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM Everybody can reply
“I marinated my grandkids in Rock Creek and now they glow.”; RFK Jr., shirtless patriot & Secretary of Gut Rot. Proposes colloidal silver, crypto toilets, and Chick-fil-A rafts to fix D.C.’s biohazard stream. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #CreekPAC #SewageState
May 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM Everybody can reply
🇺🇸🍞 The Great Gatsby Government is back!
Trump builds a golden ballroom while a judge forces him to fund SNAP again. “Let them eat sirloin,” he says, tearing down the East Wing for the Marie Antoinette Pavilion.

#BreadlineBall #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #LetThemEatSirloin
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM Everybody can reply
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