Democracy’s not dead- it just cc’d everyone.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #NewsomToTrump #BlueWave2025 #PoliticalSatire #DemocracyWins #BrettShallowford #ShadyShane88 #LadyDeVilleCashwell
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🏛️💥 DEAR DONALD: AMERICA’S BREAKUP LETTER 💔📬
😂💌 Newsom: Thanks For The Blue Wave, Big Guy!!! 🌊🦅
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November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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🇺🇸❄️ THE MILLER’S NEW ADDRESS: CLASSIFIED 🏰🤡
Stephen discovers a gated community that won’t insult him — where he lives on “Base Freedom-1,” guards salute him, guard dogs wear sunglasses, and chalking addresses is a national security threat. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MAGAParody
Stephen discovers a gated community that won’t insult him — where he lives on “Base Freedom-1,” guards salute him, guard dogs wear sunglasses, and chalking addresses is a national security threat. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MAGAParody
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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As he fires subordinates for “disloyalty,” Lady DeVille Cashwell calls it “bold.”
Dr. Sherry calls it “a ceiling fan in a meth lab.”
Scott Galloway just sighed.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #JetFuelForLove #MAGAComedy #SatiricalState #BrettShallowford #DrSherryKnows #SemperSnark
Dr. Sherry calls it “a ceiling fan in a meth lab.”
Scott Galloway just sighed.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #JetFuelForLove #MAGAComedy #SatiricalState #BrettShallowford #DrSherryKnows #SemperSnark
🇺🇸🎤 “JET FUEL FOR LOVE”: KASH’S DEFINITION OF “OFFICIAL BUSINESS” ✈️💋
🦅✈️ FBI Director Patel’s $60M Date Night for Democracy 🛩️💥
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November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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🇺🇸🍞 The Great Gatsby Government is back!
Trump builds a golden ballroom while a judge forces him to fund SNAP again. “Let them eat sirloin,” he says, tearing down the East Wing for the Marie Antoinette Pavilion.
#BreadlineBall #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #LetThemEatSirloin
Trump builds a golden ballroom while a judge forces him to fund SNAP again. “Let them eat sirloin,” he says, tearing down the East Wing for the Marie Antoinette Pavilion.
#BreadlineBall #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #LetThemEatSirloin
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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The ceremony was touching- JD knelt like a man proposing to fossil fuel subsidies while Erika delivered last rites to irony itself.
#AmericanYouthParty #SemperSnark #ResurrectionTour2025 ⚰️💸
#AmericanYouthParty #SemperSnark #ResurrectionTour2025 ⚰️💸
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #KristiNoem #TearsForFreedom #PoliticalSatire #PepperMistUSA
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🇺🇸🎃 DHS: HALLOWEEN IS A COUNTERTERRORISM RAVE 🎃💀
🧯Pritzker Asked For A Pause. Noem Offers Trick-Or-Treat’s With Pepper Mist 💋
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October 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #ForgivenessIsForTheCameras #TurningPoint #Satire #MAGA
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🌵🤡 ERIKA KIRK’S EMOTIONAL SUPPORT COUP FOR ARIZONA’S WILDEST RECALL ✝️💄
🍿Turning Point Turns Grief Into Engagement 🎬
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October 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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#AmericanYouthParty #AYP #FaithBasedFelonies #BondiBarbie #DrSherrySaidNo #VegasKnows
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💅🏛️ DOJ BARBIES GONE WILD: FELLOWSHIP OF THE FRAUD 😂
🚨🙏 Through Him, All Crimes Are Misdemeanors 🎤
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October 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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America’s spiritual decline now comes with legal fees, valet parking, and….. apparently- a book deal. 😂📚
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Trumpica #ReaganReturns #PoliticalSatire
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#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Trumpica #ReaganReturns #PoliticalSatire
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🔥🇺🇸📩 “TRUMP CANCELS CANADA DUE TO RONALD’S RESURRECTION 😂🍁
🇺🇸🍁 Rubio Apologizes for Reagan’s Zombie 😂✈️
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October 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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The Treasury Department calls it “faith-based remodeling.” Everyone else calls it arson with benefits. 🔥
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🚢📵 EAST WING UNDER “SPIRITUAL RENOVATION,” TREASURY UNDER MARTIAL LAW 🏗️😂
📸 Snitches Get Transferred to Guantanamo Bay To Sample Jerk Chicken Tuesdays! 💀
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October 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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He’s what happens when justice gets an upgrade. ⚡
#AmericanYouthParty #AYP #JudgeFleischer #JusticeGoesViral #MakeJusticeCoolAgain
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#AmericanYouthParty #AYP #JudgeFleischer #JusticeGoesViral #MakeJusticeCoolAgain
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💫⚖️ COURTROOM CHRONICLES: THE JUDGE FLEISCHER REBELLION 🤠
🏛️📺 Fred Rogers in a Robe with Compassion That Trends Harder Than Corruption⚡
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October 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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😂🚋 The Trolley Problem: MAGA Edition
Dr. Sherry says it’s an ethics test. Shane says it’s a parlay bet. I say it’s called “Urban Planning for National Security.”
Some problems you don’t solve… you just keep drawing until justice takes the scenic route. 🎨💥 #AmericanYouthParty #MAGAExpress
Dr. Sherry says it’s an ethics test. Shane says it’s a parlay bet. I say it’s called “Urban Planning for National Security.”
Some problems you don’t solve… you just keep drawing until justice takes the scenic route. 🎨💥 #AmericanYouthParty #MAGAExpress
October 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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🪖🍩 MARINES, MUTINY & A COLONEL’S RESIGNATION 💣🐍
⚓ Coast Guard Agrees to Uphold Democracy After Brunch 😂
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October 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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🚨 GOP meltdown live: Speaker Mike Johnson typing ‘URGENT: NO KINGS TERROR ALERT’ amid his mountain of Bibles & Red Bull while Kristi Noem flies high in a golden Gulfstream and five puppies cuddle around a fax machine spitting out “FOR YOUR SAFETY”. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire
October 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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🥃 JD VANCE: DEFENDER OF AMERICA’S DUMBEST GROUP CHAT 🇺🇸😂
“Boys will be boys…. and sometimes little Goebbels.”
Couch casualties: 3. Bourbon bottles: infinite. Integrity: missing since Hillbilly Elegy.
#AmericanYouthParty #AYP #JDVance #Satire #MiniGoebbels #AYPNews #CouchCushionDiplomacy
“Boys will be boys…. and sometimes little Goebbels.”
Couch casualties: 3. Bourbon bottles: infinite. Integrity: missing since Hillbilly Elegy.
#AmericanYouthParty #AYP #JDVance #Satire #MiniGoebbels #AYPNews #CouchCushionDiplomacy
October 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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AYP / American Youth Party watching Pete’s Press Exodus unfold: reporters dive behind desks, bourbon podiums, Trump-cutouts flying, Pam hologram preaching, “Truth” papers in shrapnel. 🍸🦅 #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #PressWalkout
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October 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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🔥🦒 ICE-TAPO ARRESTS GIRAFFE FOR CRIMES AGAINST AUTHORITARIANISM
ROBBY ROADSTEAMER, in giraffe costume, arrested mid-song by ICE agents live-streaming the crackdown.
Support his legal fight: linktr.ee/robbyroadsteamer
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ROBBY ROADSTEAMER, in giraffe costume, arrested mid-song by ICE agents live-streaming the crackdown.
Support his legal fight: linktr.ee/robbyroadsteamer
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October 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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🎯 GoFundMe has become “the invisible hand of Jesus” 🙌 MAGA’s idea of a strong economy: crowdfund your groceries 🍲 #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #FaithBasedEconomics
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October 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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🎪✈️ LAURA LOOMER DECLARES WAR ON IDAHO’S QATARI AIR BASE 💅🇺🇸
Freedom should never smell like falafel!
From a Walmart trunk, Loomer livestreams her “Patriot Pilgrimage” to stop hummus-based communism.
#OperationNoFlyQatar #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #IdahoNotDoha #DukeStillLoses
Freedom should never smell like falafel!
From a Walmart trunk, Loomer livestreams her “Patriot Pilgrimage” to stop hummus-based communism.
#OperationNoFlyQatar #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #IdahoNotDoha #DukeStillLoses
October 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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🎪 BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene Accidentally Saves Obamacare 😱
Even a broken Congresswoman finds a good policy twice a term. 💊
Dems are clapping. MAGA’s exorcising. Duke’s still losing. 🏈😭
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #MAGA
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Even a broken Congresswoman finds a good policy twice a term. 💊
Dems are clapping. MAGA’s exorcising. Duke’s still losing. 🏈😭
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #MAGA
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October 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Michael Ellis just walked into CIA HQ with a box of Krispy Kremes and declared himself top lawyer. No oversight, no HR, just vibes. Kash Patel’s jealous, Duke’s still losing, & democracy’s now confidence-based law. 🇺🇸🍩
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #CIA #Satire #DemocracyReloaded
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #CIA #Satire #DemocracyReloaded
October 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Nick “Virgin Pope” Fuentes typing “Your Grief Is Too Feminist” in a basement full of Dew cans & Christian icons while Erika speaks calmly onstage. The meltdown is real.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MAGAFragility 😭🕯️
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#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MAGAFragility 😭🕯️
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October 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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🎪🇺🇸 THE DEPT OF WAR: OPEN FOR DICTATOR-CHIC 💪🐔
Cities are now our playgrounds: Olive Garden live-fire, generals doing push-ups on Chick-fil-A buns, Trump in a candle golf cart.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #DictatorChic
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Cities are now our playgrounds: Olive Garden live-fire, generals doing push-ups on Chick-fil-A buns, Trump in a candle golf cart.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #DictatorChic
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October 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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🇺🇸 TO SCOTUS: Birthright Citizenship is OUT 🚫👶 Costco is IN 🛒✨
The 14th Amendment is now a membership program: samples only if you’ve got a MAGA hat & receipt. 🎪📜
Johnny “Lawless” pitches TrumpCoin Citizenship™ while Alito eats popcorn 🍿.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #TrumpCoinCitizenship
The 14th Amendment is now a membership program: samples only if you’ve got a MAGA hat & receipt. 🎪📜
Johnny “Lawless” pitches TrumpCoin Citizenship™ while Alito eats popcorn 🍿.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #TrumpCoinCitizenship
September 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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