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🇺🇸❄️ THE MILLER’S NEW ADDRESS: CLASSIFIED 🏰🤡
Stephen discovers a gated community that won’t insult him — where he lives on “Base Freedom-1,” guards salute him, guard dogs wear sunglasses, and chalking addresses is a national security threat. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MAGAParody
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM Everybody can reply
🇺🇸🍞 The Great Gatsby Government is back!
Trump builds a golden ballroom while a judge forces him to fund SNAP again. “Let them eat sirloin,” he says, tearing down the East Wing for the Marie Antoinette Pavilion.

#BreadlineBall #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #LetThemEatSirloin
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM Everybody can reply
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The ceremony was touching- JD knelt like a man proposing to fossil fuel subsidies while Erika delivered last rites to irony itself.

#AmericanYouthParty #SemperSnark #ResurrectionTour2025 ⚰️💸
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM Everybody can reply
😂🚋 The Trolley Problem: MAGA Edition

Dr. Sherry says it’s an ethics test. Shane says it’s a parlay bet. I say it’s called “Urban Planning for National Security.”

Some problems you don’t solve… you just keep drawing until justice takes the scenic route. 🎨💥 #AmericanYouthParty #MAGAExpress
October 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM Everybody can reply
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🚨 GOP meltdown live: Speaker Mike Johnson typing ‘URGENT: NO KINGS TERROR ALERT’ amid his mountain of Bibles & Red Bull while Kristi Noem flies high in a golden Gulfstream and five puppies cuddle around a fax machine spitting out “FOR YOUR SAFETY”. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire
October 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM Everybody can reply
🥃 JD VANCE: DEFENDER OF AMERICA’S DUMBEST GROUP CHAT 🇺🇸😂
“Boys will be boys…. and sometimes little Goebbels.”
Couch casualties: 3. Bourbon bottles: infinite. Integrity: missing since Hillbilly Elegy.

#AmericanYouthParty #AYP #JDVance #Satire #MiniGoebbels #AYPNews #CouchCushionDiplomacy
October 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM Everybody can reply
AYP / American Youth Party watching Pete’s Press Exodus unfold: reporters dive behind desks, bourbon podiums, Trump-cutouts flying, Pam hologram preaching, “Truth” papers in shrapnel. 🍸🦅 #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #PressWalkout
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October 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM Everybody can reply
🔥🦒 ICE-TAPO ARRESTS GIRAFFE FOR CRIMES AGAINST AUTHORITARIANISM
ROBBY ROADSTEAMER, in giraffe costume, arrested mid-song by ICE agents live-streaming the crackdown.
Support his legal fight: linktr.ee/robbyroadsteamer

#AYP #AmericanYouthParty 

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October 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM Everybody can reply
🎯 GoFundMe has become “the invisible hand of Jesus” 🙌 MAGA’s idea of a strong economy: crowdfund your groceries 🍲 #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #FaithBasedEconomics

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October 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM Everybody can reply
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🎪✈️ LAURA LOOMER DECLARES WAR ON IDAHO’S QATARI AIR BASE 💅🇺🇸
Freedom should never smell like falafel!
From a Walmart trunk, Loomer livestreams her “Patriot Pilgrimage” to stop hummus-based communism.

#OperationNoFlyQatar #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #IdahoNotDoha #DukeStillLoses
October 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM Everybody can reply
🎪 BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene Accidentally Saves Obamacare 😱
Even a broken Congresswoman finds a good policy twice a term. 💊
Dems are clapping. MAGA’s exorcising. Duke’s still losing. 🏈😭

#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #MAGA

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October 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM Everybody can reply
Michael Ellis just walked into CIA HQ with a box of Krispy Kremes and declared himself top lawyer. No oversight, no HR, just vibes. Kash Patel’s jealous, Duke’s still losing, & democracy’s now confidence-based law. 🇺🇸🍩
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #CIA #Satire #DemocracyReloaded
October 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM Everybody can reply
Nick “Virgin Pope” Fuentes typing “Your Grief Is Too Feminist” in a basement full of Dew cans & Christian icons while Erika speaks calmly onstage. The meltdown is real.

#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MAGAFragility 😭🕯️

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October 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM Everybody can reply
🎪🇺🇸 THE DEPT OF WAR: OPEN FOR DICTATOR-CHIC 💪🐔
Cities are now our playgrounds: Olive Garden live-fire, generals doing push-ups on Chick-fil-A buns, Trump in a candle golf cart.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #DictatorChic

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October 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM Everybody can reply
🇺🇸 TO SCOTUS: Birthright Citizenship is OUT 🚫👶 Costco is IN 🛒✨
The 14th Amendment is now a membership program: samples only if you’ve got a MAGA hat & receipt. 🎪📜
Johnny “Lawless” pitches TrumpCoin Citizenship™ while Alito eats popcorn 🍿.

#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #TrumpCoinCitizenship
September 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM Everybody can reply