#ChunkosaurusRex
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"C.rex is a fan of borrowing snacks from campers. He spends most of his day waddling from one shady oak to the next, cheeks stuffed." 🐿️ Waddle on, my friend.
Is this the fattest squirrel in Texas? Meet 'Chunkosaurus Rex'
Texas Parks and Wildlife crowned its winner of 'Fat Squirrel Week,' but how fat is 'Chunkosaurus Rex,' really?
www.statesman.com
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
#ChunkosaurusRex of #DinosaurValleyStatePark has been crowned champion of the #TexasParks and Wildlife Department's inaugural "Fat Squirrel Week" competition.

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Fat Squirrel Week crowns Chunkosaurus Rex champion as Texas critters binge
The stout squirrel from Dinosaur Valley State Park beat out Chunk Norris for the top spot.
www.expressnews.com
October 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Trump told #UStroops he's prepared to send "more than the #NationalGuard" into #America's cities, his #tariffs have begun impacting the price of food staples like beef and bananas, and a squirrel named #ChunkosaurusRex was declared the winner of #FatSquirrelWeek in #Texas
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Trump's New Military Target: You | Tariffs Send Food Prices Sky High | Fat Squirrel Week
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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October 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM