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Repost from #DVpit! If you are a fan of:

- anachronisms
- obscure historical settings (13th-century Turkey)
- bi poly rep and queerplatonic frenz galore
- crazy obscure folklore (Turkic) with demonic grass and seven headed giants
- corn puns
- THE WRATH AND THE DAWN x SIX OF CROWS

#YA #H #R #F
Mongols have kept the Turks under their thumb for centuries. A she-wolf is to force three valley kids out of their comfort zone to free their people.

🌈 chaotic bi energy!
⁉️ no historical accuracy!
🌽 corn puns.

If Sinbad had bi poly love triangles, wrestling, and concerned parents.

#DVPit #YA #F
October 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Eren is the real hero. Aydin just wanted to make sure his corn crop didn’t die. Alana has an archery tournament next week.

A mystic she-wolf is about to send them on a seven-challenge-quest slaying three-headed giants
to stop the Mongol warlords.

No historical accuracy OFC!

#DVpit #YA #H #R #F
October 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Mongols have kept the Turks under their thumb for centuries. A she-wolf is to force three valley kids out of their comfort zone to free their people.

🌈 chaotic bi energy!
⁉️ no historical accuracy!
🌽 corn puns.

If Sinbad had bi poly love triangles, wrestling, and concerned parents.

#DVPit #YA #F
October 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
In a futuristic Florence, the cryogenically-revived Medicis now reign supreme. Their overly stabby heiress falls for her cleaner: the cyborg orphan hired by a rival noble fam to kill her. Nobody besides them is happy.

SCYTHE meets ROMEO & JULIET with robot pigeons.

#DVPit #YA #SF #F #R
October 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
What happens when you combine robot pigeons, a futuristic Florence, the now-ruling Medicis revived from cryostasis, and cyborg orphans hired by noble fams to kill rivals to “prevent overpopulation?”

enemies to lovers between a stabby heiress and a cyborg cinnamon roll

#DVpit #YA #F #SF #R
October 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Violante has a penchant for butcher's knives and killing her (364 and counting) suitors via horse.

Ferdinand is a cyborg manchild, "looks like he could kill/is actually a cinnamon roll". He prefers poison.

Have we mentioned they're both 17? And maybe falling in love?

#DVPit #YA #F #SF #R
October 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
An NPC is determined to get back at the Hero -- her ex. She steals the things he needs: the Love Interest (chess savant) and the Sidekick (druid-obsessed)

A dragon-filled poly rampage ensues. The final achievement? Become the Hero

ASSISTANT TO THE VILLAIN x PRIORY OF THE ORANGE TREE

#DVPit #A #F
October 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
How an NPC gets the Hero to notice her:
- steal his love interest/sidekick
- seduce both
- go on a siren slaying polyamorous rampage
- become the hero instead with an F you to your developers

ASSISTANT TO THE VILLAIN x PRIORY OF THE ORANGE TREE. If LOTR had a villain era.

#DVPit #A #R #F
October 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
She’s a fame hungry grave robber accused of stealing Napoleon’s corpse. He’s a tomb raider cursed to speak in only lies — and the only person who says he believes her.

They have three weeks until the real culprits — a cult of shapeshifting crows — set their island home ablaze.

#DVpit #H #R #F
October 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
She's a grave digger accused of stealing Napoleon's corpse. He's the only person who claims to believe her: a tomb raider cursed to only lie. Three weeks to expose the true culprits -- a cult of shapeshifting crows -- or she gets the noose, and their island home goes up in flames.

#DVPit #A #F #H
October 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
JENNIFER'S BODY x ONE DARK WINDOW

Braithe turns to the Abbey to escape the dark voice urging her to kill. But when a monster-hunting paladin discovers her secret, her tenuous control over the monster snaps. She wants nothing but his blood—even though he's already stolen her heart.

#DVPit #A #F #R
October 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
All of my #dvpit posts in one place for my three projects!

Insured: #A #SF #JV #LGBT
Beholders: #MG #F #JV #ND
How I met My Demon: #A #UF #JV #ND
FABLEHAVEN x JANITORS
12yo Terrance thought Jr Rangers earned badges—not fought monsters. When a magical storm traps him in Zion and separates him from his family, he and Ranger Sam must face a world he was never meant to see before the canyon, and his family, are lost forever.
#DVPit #MG #F #ND #JV
October 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
A fiery leader and a sensitive clash under lightning and the threat of death. W/o each other they won’t survive what lurks in the night but mainly they won’t ever fully understand themselves. A mysterious man guides them to unity

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD x GRIMMS’ FAIRY TALES

#MG #DVpit #POC #F #DF
October 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM

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October 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
When moths lead former bookworm Curtis Stringfellow into the crumbling fairytale world of Chartham, they must choose whether to find a way home or save it from being rewritten by a madman.

[ #DVPit #MG #F #LGBT ]
October 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
TWILIGHT x WILDER GIRLS,
where Bella is a witty runaway teen saving her long-lost uncle from a jinn, & Edward is an evil heir to a dark island, not the love interest.

🏝️Secluded island
💀Deadly curse
🦉Owl-faced jinn
🧿Black Magic
⌛Ticking clock
🔊Sound cipher

#YA #H #Mys #WOC #Asian #MH #DVPit #F
October 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
A witch struggles to manage her chronic illness flare ups thanks to her demanding job as a potion maker. It’ll take working with a cheerful thief (a very attractive, softly-masculine witch) to stand up to Potions Inc.—a greedy pharmaceutical potion company.

#DVpit #Cozy #A #R #F #CI #DIS #LGBT
October 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
In a world where magical orphan hearts prove a child's adoptive worth, Alka couldn't care less. Until an unhinged Victorian chem professor takes her for the last reason she expects:

He plans to use her Franken-heart to resurrect his son.

Now, Alka cares.

🧪⛲🫀🧟🕯️

#DVpit #YA #F #MR #POC #WOC #Asian
October 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
🤖 ⚙️ HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE X GREGOR THE OVERLANDER X POKÉMON 🤖⚙️

When Asheling’s missing father leaves her a magical guide to an underground world where machines and humans live in harmony, she’s determined to find him—and save her family from the evil regime above ground.

#DVpit #ND #LGBT #F #YA
October 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
SPYxFAMILY x LITTLE THIEVES

Stop me if you've heard this one before: a sorceress, a soldier, a criminal, and a cursed child walk into the palace. Who's getting arrest first? None of them. They're the kingdom's newest nobles.
#DVpit #YA #F #BVM #POC
October 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
⋆✿THE KNIGHT AND THE MOTH x HEARTLESS HUNTER✿⋆
By day, Emil is a dutiful son, clay molded by his father—the king who banished sorcery. By night he’s a performer, donning a mask & the alias Florian; he holds illegal magic shows to share the good in what is deemed corrupt. #DVpit #YA #F #R #ND
A Concealed Sorcery
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October 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
AITA: After I (immortal, F, muse recently trapped in a human body) got caught sneaking food from the mortal market without paying, I manipulated someone (25, M, butcher by day, bard by night) to take the fall for my so-called theft.

They cut off his hand, and now he’s mad at me?!?!?
#DVPit #F #R #A
a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove says when are you going to realize that all of my ideas are good
Alt: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove says when are you going to realize that all of my ideas are good
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October 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
OMELASxCAPTIVE PRINCE

🗡️ A prince-turned-mercenary seeking revenge
🥀 A rogue saint with no allies
💫 Sentient magic that can remake reality
🐯 An emotional support giant cat
❤️‍🩹 The enemy of my enemy is... also my enemy?

#DVpit #A #F #LGBT #DF #TV
October 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
After finding a flight log book with her late father’s name, obedient teen witch breaks the rules to learn about broom flight in a world where it is illegal. Needing translating help, she reluctantly recruits her ex-friend, making a deal she can't refuse
#DVPit #DVArt #OG
#YA #GN #F #R #Native #LGBT
October 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM