OK I get it now. The "Following" feed is the stuff I care about, and the "Discover" feed is #Russian propagandists and #MAGA idiots having a circle jerk. #EatMyWafer
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 AM
OK I get it now. The "Following" feed is the stuff I care about, and the "Discover" feed is #Russian propagandists and #MAGA idiots having a circle jerk. #EatMyWafer
#Trump is "locked and loaded" to attack #Iran if they kill protesters, but #Russia can shoot missiles at #Ukranian women and children. What a self-serving dick bag. #EatMyWafer
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
#Trump is "locked and loaded" to attack #Iran if they kill protesters, but #Russia can shoot missiles at #Ukranian women and children. What a self-serving dick bag. #EatMyWafer
Yes, #God is real and he's a man. With a long beard. And a dick and balls. And shredded abs. And he's hot. #EatMyWafer
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Yes, #God is real and he's a man. With a long beard. And a dick and balls. And shredded abs. And he's hot. #EatMyWafer
Remember that Christ loves you... mainly because I know nothing about you. You're probably a dickbag. #EatMyWafer
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Remember that Christ loves you... mainly because I know nothing about you. You're probably a dickbag. #EatMyWafer
Hey #MAGA dipshits how is that #Trump Mobile phone working out? Maybe you'll actually get your phone after Don Jr. finishes "powdering" his nose. With cocaine. He's snorting cocaine. #EatMyWafer
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Hey #MAGA dipshits how is that #Trump Mobile phone working out? Maybe you'll actually get your phone after Don Jr. finishes "powdering" his nose. With cocaine. He's snorting cocaine. #EatMyWafer
When #MAGA men talk about repealing the 19th Amendment it reminds me that the easiest way to turn a couch into a deluxe sleeper is to tell your wife to calm down. So taking their right to vote should work out well. #EatMyWafer
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
When #MAGA men talk about repealing the 19th Amendment it reminds me that the easiest way to turn a couch into a deluxe sleeper is to tell your wife to calm down. So taking their right to vote should work out well. #EatMyWafer
Blaming dems didn’t work so now that the election is over the #GOP is keen to kill the filibuster so they can force the government back open. Not to feed kids and families. Not to restore critical services. To stop their political bleeding out. This is craven bullshit. #EatMyWafer
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Blaming dems didn’t work so now that the election is over the #GOP is keen to kill the filibuster so they can force the government back open. Not to feed kids and families. Not to restore critical services. To stop their political bleeding out. This is craven bullshit. #EatMyWafer
We’ve had plenty of Muslim politicians in our history and yet we don’t have sharia law and they haven’t blown up buildings. You’re choosing to believe racist bullshit because you’re a racist or a petrified moron. No eternal kingdom for you. #EatMyWafer
November 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
We’ve had plenty of Muslim politicians in our history and yet we don’t have sharia law and they haven’t blown up buildings. You’re choosing to believe racist bullshit because you’re a racist or a petrified moron. No eternal kingdom for you. #EatMyWafer
I’m starting to regret creating so many dumb people just to spice things up. #EatMyWafer
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’m starting to regret creating so many dumb people just to spice things up. #EatMyWafer
Hey I can heal the sick but I'm only one guy. This is really getting out of hand. I'm about to "lay hands" on some MAGA douche holes. #EatMyWafer
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hey I can heal the sick but I'm only one guy. This is really getting out of hand. I'm about to "lay hands" on some MAGA douche holes. #EatMyWafer
Teaching your children that self esteem comes from fame and fortune is child abuse. Then again so is having your only son crucified instead of just forgiving humanity. #Trump #EatMyWafer
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Kai Trump uses White House as backdrop to promote new clothing line
President’s eldest grandchild becomes latest member of the family to launch lucrative business venture – and invite conflict of interest concerns
www.the-independent.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Teaching your children that self esteem comes from fame and fortune is child abuse. Then again so is having your only son crucified instead of just forgiving humanity. #Trump #EatMyWafer
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Hey Dad/me, some ass clown teenager erased all the "not"s in the library bibles. #EatMyWafer
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Hey Dad/me, some ass clown teenager erased all the "not"s in the library bibles. #EatMyWafer
#RFKJR claims that "studies" show autism rates are 2x higher in boys who are circumcised "maybe" because the baby is given Tylenol. That "logic" could also be used to claim that it causes brown hair. What a pube wrangler. #eatmywafer
October 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
#RFKJR claims that "studies" show autism rates are 2x higher in boys who are circumcised "maybe" because the baby is given Tylenol. That "logic" could also be used to claim that it causes brown hair. What a pube wrangler. #eatmywafer
Damn right the #pope is woke. So is dad. So stop being racist xenophobes. #eatmywafer
October 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Damn right the #pope is woke. So is dad. So stop being racist xenophobes. #eatmywafer
There's no hate like Christian love. #eatmywafer
October 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
There's no hate like Christian love. #eatmywafer
FACT: #Trump wants the military to focus on fitness insisting that leaders lose weight.
ALSO FACT: #Trump is so fat that he broke the escalator at the U.N.
#quantico #eatmywafer
ALSO FACT: #Trump is so fat that he broke the escalator at the U.N.
#quantico #eatmywafer
October 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
FACT: #Trump wants the military to focus on fitness insisting that leaders lose weight.
ALSO FACT: #Trump is so fat that he broke the escalator at the U.N.
#quantico #eatmywafer
ALSO FACT: #Trump is so fat that he broke the escalator at the U.N.
#quantico #eatmywafer
If your neighbor disagrees with your politics, they are not your enemy. They are not evil. My children, those who behave like that spoiled rich orange dickbag will not inherit my Kingdom. #eatmywafer
September 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If your neighbor disagrees with your politics, they are not your enemy. They are not evil. My children, those who behave like that spoiled rich orange dickbag will not inherit my Kingdom. #eatmywafer
The #CharlieKirk memorial service was lit in blood red lights, had pyrotechnics, #PeeWeeGerman rally hate speech, and the Presidential seal on a podium. Seems more like a fascist political appropriation than honoring his memory. Assholes will not share in my Kingdom. #eatmywafer
September 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The #CharlieKirk memorial service was lit in blood red lights, had pyrotechnics, #PeeWeeGerman rally hate speech, and the Presidential seal on a podium. Seems more like a fascist political appropriation than honoring his memory. Assholes will not share in my Kingdom. #eatmywafer
Early childhood trauma has turned many of my sheep into complete beta fucktards that foment hate and division in my name. To them I say, "Repent! Get a therapist and learn to compromise or you shall forever be a dickless turd merchant." #eatmywafer
September 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Early childhood trauma has turned many of my sheep into complete beta fucktards that foment hate and division in my name. To them I say, "Repent! Get a therapist and learn to compromise or you shall forever be a dickless turd merchant." #eatmywafer