#EveryoneIsACritic
September 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
February 7, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Bear breaks into Colorado bakery and eats 24 pies – but leaves one behind http://gu.com/p/4am48/stw #EveryoneIsACritic ;)
November 29, 2024 at 4:30 AM
it is your art. mix as you so please.

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#mindyourownmusic
February 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
There ought to be flames coming from their pants.

#EveryoneIsACritic
September 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I think when a pregnant person thinks that the baby is dancing while they sing, they're wrong, and once they have their child topside they'll realize that they already wanted you to stop, you just didn't know it yet...

"NOOO! STOP SINGING!!"

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July 23, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Never judge a book by its cover!

This tastes like sh*t…& cos it was 4 for 3…I got 3 more to go!

#regretsIveHadAFew #winereview #drinks #everyoneisacritic #waitrose #wine
January 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Yako seems unimpressed by my vocal qualities...
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March 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM