Meanwhile… I cancelled my colonoscopy and crossed the border instead 🩺
Figured I’d let the kind-hearted folks at DHS handle it. ☺️🙏

#BorderlineInsecurity 🫨
#FlashlightDiplomacy 🔦
#GiveMeSomeGLove 💋
#HeyBossOverHere 😳☂️
#PreppedAndReady 🛂
#HowToTimeYourFarts 📖🤔⏱️💨

— mw 🛸