Who ever thought we would want to go back to the days when the confused, rich, dough-boy just talked about people eating dogs and cats? #wtf #inauguration #holdontoyourbutts
January 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Who ever thought we would want to go back to the days when the confused, rich, dough-boy just talked about people eating dogs and cats? #wtf #inauguration #holdontoyourbutts
Thoroughly enjoyed seeing #holdontoyourbutts
at @thelowry.com this afternoon!
Fully grown adults pretending to be dinosaurs, recreating Jurassic Park!
at @thelowry.com this afternoon!
Fully grown adults pretending to be dinosaurs, recreating Jurassic Park!
February 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Thoroughly enjoyed seeing #holdontoyourbutts
at @thelowry.com this afternoon!
Fully grown adults pretending to be dinosaurs, recreating Jurassic Park!
at @thelowry.com this afternoon!
Fully grown adults pretending to be dinosaurs, recreating Jurassic Park!
December 12, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Woke up. Logged on. Yup, still a mess! #HoldOnToYourButts
July 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Woke up. Logged on. Yup, still a mess! #HoldOnToYourButts
It’s time… the PENULTIMATE EPISODE OF YOUR HONOR IS HERE! Time is running out & the attorneys have a LOT to process. Tune in to see what the attorneys get up to in their final approach in #135: Closing Arguments: link.chtbl.com/drimbus?sid=...
#yourhonor #newepisode #holdontoyourbutts
#yourhonor #newepisode #holdontoyourbutts
April 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It’s time… the PENULTIMATE EPISODE OF YOUR HONOR IS HERE! Time is running out & the attorneys have a LOT to process. Tune in to see what the attorneys get up to in their final approach in #135: Closing Arguments: link.chtbl.com/drimbus?sid=...
#yourhonor #newepisode #holdontoyourbutts
#yourhonor #newepisode #holdontoyourbutts
Stay tuned... 👀 July 31, 2025 #BeerBellyPod
• Once every 17,483 years the Moon rises to its peak to unleash what can only be described as the dumbest podcast episode in history. Subscribe to the show now for free on your favorite podcast apps. 😰
#spooky #craftbeer #holdontoyourbutts
• Once every 17,483 years the Moon rises to its peak to unleash what can only be described as the dumbest podcast episode in history. Subscribe to the show now for free on your favorite podcast apps. 😰
#spooky #craftbeer #holdontoyourbutts
July 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Stay tuned... 👀 July 31, 2025 #BeerBellyPod
• Once every 17,483 years the Moon rises to its peak to unleash what can only be described as the dumbest podcast episode in history. Subscribe to the show now for free on your favorite podcast apps. 😰
#spooky #craftbeer #holdontoyourbutts
• Once every 17,483 years the Moon rises to its peak to unleash what can only be described as the dumbest podcast episode in history. Subscribe to the show now for free on your favorite podcast apps. 😰
#spooky #craftbeer #holdontoyourbutts
Just out of #RecentCutbacks incredible HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS. As a hardened Jurassic Park fan this was as hilarious as I'd hoped. At the @arcolatheatre.bsky.social in Dalston until 11th Jan - and touring afterwards. SEE IT! #HoldOnToYourButts
December 30, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Just out of #RecentCutbacks incredible HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS. As a hardened Jurassic Park fan this was as hilarious as I'd hoped. At the @arcolatheatre.bsky.social in Dalston until 11th Jan - and touring afterwards. SEE IT! #HoldOnToYourButts
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Do you remember the first time you saw a dinosaur?
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#LEGOJurassicPark #JurassicPark #Dinosaur #MrDNA #HoldOnToYourButts #LEGO #AFOL #ShinyBrick #LegoLife
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February 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Do you remember the first time you saw a dinosaur?
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#LEGOJurassicPark #JurassicPark #Dinosaur #MrDNA #HoldOnToYourButts #LEGO #AFOL #ShinyBrick #LegoLife
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Deer in the headlights acting FEMA administrator, David Richardson, who has no background in emergency management, is another trump incompetent appointed to manage one more withered agency congressionally mandated to protect citizens.
#HoldOnToYourButts
#HoldOnToYourButts
August 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Deer in the headlights acting FEMA administrator, David Richardson, who has no background in emergency management, is another trump incompetent appointed to manage one more withered agency congressionally mandated to protect citizens.
#HoldOnToYourButts
#HoldOnToYourButts
November 15, 2024 at 10:17 PM
*looks at calendar* oh is it time again....I think it may be time again folks #rant #holdontoyourbutts #muteMeforabit
November 19, 2024 at 3:28 AM
*looks at calendar* oh is it time again....I think it may be time again folks #rant #holdontoyourbutts #muteMeforabit
@arcolatheatre.bsky.social loved #HoldOnToYourButts much needed hilarity and a brilliant parody of #JurassicPark. See it people for the #BobPeck & #JeffGoldblum impressions alone.
a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket is sitting in front of a lamp in a laboratory .
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December 17, 2024 at 9:47 PM
@arcolatheatre.bsky.social loved #HoldOnToYourButts much needed hilarity and a brilliant parody of #JurassicPark. See it people for the #BobPeck & #JeffGoldblum impressions alone.
August 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
October 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Would v much recommend #HOLDONTOYOURBUTTS for anyone based in the UK, insanely fun time! It also gets the @tomjurassic.bsky.social seal of approval.
December 12, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Would v much recommend #HOLDONTOYOURBUTTS for anyone based in the UK, insanely fun time! It also gets the @tomjurassic.bsky.social seal of approval.
It is rumored that @AROD will be returning to the @Yankees lineup next Monday. #HoldOnToYourButts
December 6, 2024 at 10:32 PM
It is rumored that @AROD will be returning to the @Yankees lineup next Monday. #HoldOnToYourButts
Just back from watching #HoldOnToYourButts and it was SO funny. Definitely worth a watch during its run in Manchester this week 🦖🦕
February 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Just back from watching #HoldOnToYourButts and it was SO funny. Definitely worth a watch during its run in Manchester this week 🦖🦕
THIS COULD BE IT PEOPLE #HOLDONTOYOURBUTTS
November 4, 2024 at 7:17 PM
THIS COULD BE IT PEOPLE #HOLDONTOYOURBUTTS
🍊 idiot is about to declare war on a billions of years old spacefairing civilization with unknown weapons technology 👀
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#HoldOnToYourButts 🍑
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#HoldOnToYourButts 🍑
From the UAP community on Reddit: President-elect Donald Trump on NJ drone situation: "Mystery Drone sightings all over the Country. Can this really be happening without our government’s knowledge. I ...
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December 14, 2024 at 12:23 AM
🍊 idiot is about to declare war on a billions of years old spacefairing civilization with unknown weapons technology 👀
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#HoldOnToYourButts 🍑
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Sometimes, even when the incoming results are undesirable, letting the experiment run to completion is the only way the lesson will be learned.
#HoldOntoYourButts
#HoldOntoYourButts
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November 14, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Sometimes, even when the incoming results are undesirable, letting the experiment run to completion is the only way the lesson will be learned.
#HoldOntoYourButts
#HoldOntoYourButts
Happy Jurassic Park Day!!! 🦖
On this day in 1993, JP was released in theaters.
I thought we should make it a holiday.
So there.
🦖 🦕 🎥
#JurassicPark #Dinosaur #DrGrant #DrSattler #DrMalcolm #Wellthereitis #ChaosTheory #Clevergirl #Theydottravelinherds #Holdontoyourbutts
On this day in 1993, JP was released in theaters.
I thought we should make it a holiday.
So there.
🦖 🦕 🎥
#JurassicPark #Dinosaur #DrGrant #DrSattler #DrMalcolm #Wellthereitis #ChaosTheory #Clevergirl #Theydottravelinherds #Holdontoyourbutts
July 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Happy Jurassic Park Day!!! 🦖
On this day in 1993, JP was released in theaters.
I thought we should make it a holiday.
So there.
🦖 🦕 🎥
#JurassicPark #Dinosaur #DrGrant #DrSattler #DrMalcolm #Wellthereitis #ChaosTheory #Clevergirl #Theydottravelinherds #Holdontoyourbutts
On this day in 1993, JP was released in theaters.
I thought we should make it a holiday.
So there.
🦖 🦕 🎥
#JurassicPark #Dinosaur #DrGrant #DrSattler #DrMalcolm #Wellthereitis #ChaosTheory #Clevergirl #Theydottravelinherds #Holdontoyourbutts
What a fun time I had last night!
Popped up to London to see 'Hold Onto Your Butts' - a comedy adaptation of the original #JurassicPark film.
Check out my full thoughts (plus an interview with the cast!) on Jurassic Collectables: youtu.be/npHf8D19h_g
#JurassicWorldRebirth #HoldOntoYourButts
Popped up to London to see 'Hold Onto Your Butts' - a comedy adaptation of the original #JurassicPark film.
Check out my full thoughts (plus an interview with the cast!) on Jurassic Collectables: youtu.be/npHf8D19h_g
#JurassicWorldRebirth #HoldOntoYourButts
December 12, 2024 at 8:10 PM
What a fun time I had last night!
Popped up to London to see 'Hold Onto Your Butts' - a comedy adaptation of the original #JurassicPark film.
Check out my full thoughts (plus an interview with the cast!) on Jurassic Collectables: youtu.be/npHf8D19h_g
#JurassicWorldRebirth #HoldOntoYourButts
Popped up to London to see 'Hold Onto Your Butts' - a comedy adaptation of the original #JurassicPark film.
Check out my full thoughts (plus an interview with the cast!) on Jurassic Collectables: youtu.be/npHf8D19h_g
#JurassicWorldRebirth #HoldOntoYourButts
Cold front is on the way.
This is the game changer to our forecast -
bringing snow/mix showers and frigid temps.
#wiwx #holdontoyourbutts
This is the game changer to our forecast -
bringing snow/mix showers and frigid temps.
#wiwx #holdontoyourbutts
December 4, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Cold front is on the way.
This is the game changer to our forecast -
bringing snow/mix showers and frigid temps.
#wiwx #holdontoyourbutts
This is the game changer to our forecast -
bringing snow/mix showers and frigid temps.
#wiwx #holdontoyourbutts
Waking up every day in the Divided States of AmeriKKKa. 🚧✨🦖 #HoldOnToYourButts #KeepOnKeepinOn #AlsoFuckFascism
March 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Waking up every day in the Divided States of AmeriKKKa. 🚧✨🦖 #HoldOnToYourButts #KeepOnKeepinOn #AlsoFuckFascism