#ItsAMetaphor
Imagine being on an ocean liner and the captain has decided to scuttle it so it’s sinking and you and half the other passengers are actively trying to warn everyone and save it and the other half are mocking them for it.

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October 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I had a nightmare that a giant cockroach was driving a nicer car than me.
#joke #humor #comedy #comedian #cockroach #car #laugh #MarkoTheComic #ItsAMetaphor
November 28, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Doesn't take very much at all to make a bike tire be a flat tire.
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February 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I relate to this tree. Signs of life amidst the dead branches. #ItsAMetaphor
October 5, 2023 at 1:00 AM
Anyone who knows how Canada Geese roll knows that when they get to the border, they're likely to shit all over it...#Itsametaphor
February 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
target brand candles sound like there's a gnome rippin' ass on your end table #itsametaphor
June 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
May 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
FBI Director Angry At Homebuilders For Putting Up Walls That Hide Any Crimes Therein http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/techdirt/feed/~3/hOTQeUTeyHY/story01.htm #ItsAMetaphor
November 27, 2024 at 5:45 AM