Imagine being on an ocean liner and the captain has decided to scuttle it so it’s sinking and you and half the other passengers are actively trying to warn everyone and save it and the other half are mocking them for it.

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#FuckYouMAGAAssholes

I had a nightmare that a giant cockroach was driving a nicer car than me.
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Doesn't take very much at all to make a bike tire be a flat tire.
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I relate to this tree. Signs of life amidst the dead branches. #ItsAMetaphor

Anyone who knows how Canada Geese roll knows that when they get to the border, they're likely to shit all over it...#Itsametaphor

target brand candles sound like there's a gnome rippin' ass on your end table #itsametaphor

Now THATS some math that -adds- up!
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FBI Director Angry At Homebuilders For Putting Up Walls That Hide Any Crimes Therein http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/techdirt/feed/~3/hOTQeUTeyHY/story01.htm #ItsAMetaphor