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hofftroll.bsky.social

@hofftroll.bsky.social

"Sometimes the family you've known or heard about, are complete strangers from another time...Including yourself."

#homestuck #homestuckfanart #kurlozmakara #gamzeemakara #beforusgamzee #halloween #halloweenart #vhsart #honk #kurloz #grandhighblood #blandhighblood #dancestors

November 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM Everybody can reply

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REIN

@reinpaladin.bsky.social

ok so here me out, beforus ancestor #gamkar. influences Kurloz and Meulins relationship. imagine kurloz seeing images of Imposter looking like meulin and thinking "well it worked then" not realizing they werent really olive blooded in the past THINK ABOUT IT #homestuck #beforus

October 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM Everybody can reply

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LibetsDelae 🧿

@libetsdelae.bsky.social

Gamzee - The Mummerer
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OKAY the design itself is fine but the fucking LORE BLURB. THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD's ANCESTOR NAME WAS MURDERER HONKHONK. EXCUSE ME???? I'll be so real with you guys this changes everything. I am going to wake up in the middle of the night in cold sweat over these.

Gamzee - The Bland Highblood

On Beforus, clowns weren't invented yet, so most of the purple bloods were mimes, and delighted the other classes with their mute street performances. They considered it a sacred duty as members of the highest land dwelling class to entertain their lessers and bring joy to their lives. Kurloz resisted the tradition of swearing a vow of silence to honor this solemn duty, but terrible events conspired to finally make him honor it by sewing his mouth shut and becoming a freaky juggalo. The Highblood is an unusual designation because it's the only one that isn't 8 letters, it's 9. But that's because it isn't actually a formal title, more like a nickname that is commonly used. His title is Mummerer, which is just an old fashioned sort of mime. But this raises the question, did the Grand Highblood have such a title? Which of course he did, it was Murderer. But this was rarely used when describing him, because it was considered too... on the nose :o) ... Ok but seriously, it was sometimes, but got lost in the sauce due to what is referred to in clowny nomenclature as the "Abbott and Costello Effect" named after two confusing Earth clowns. Their humorous dialogue confuses words and names, like "Who's on first" means either asking who is on first, or stating a guy named Who is on first, so stupid shit like this would happen with purple bloods all the time, and people often thought "Murderer" was a literal descriptor, not a title. Also the Mummerer's name was Marcmarc, after the famous mime Marcel Marceau, which wasn't that confusing so people remembered his name. But the Grand Highblood's full title and name was Murderer Honkhonk, which REALLY tripped the Abbott and Costello effect, because any time a bunch of clowns get together, all they do is honk, so nobody can tell if they're talking about the Highblood. This led to a lot of stupid situations, and he has had literally thousands of people killed over such buffoonery involving his name.

October 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM Everybody can reply

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Socks🔞🍯🧸

@sockpawbshotas.bsky.social

So horny for my husbands lately. Flins especially but like also Sethos, Sampo, Scar, Boothill, Shinsou hell even Gamzee and Kurloz. I have so many husbands. I gotta fuck em all. I'll make a new list of my main husbands eventually.

October 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM Everybody can reply

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Miliu Has No Name

@freekimiliu.bsky.social

archiveofourown.org/works/707459...

Ch 3 of Agoraphobia, a post Canon fic, is up. The Grand Highblood be like

#homestuck #au #fantroll #kurloz #postcanon #oc

October 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM Everybody can reply

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Dutch Strider (Umbra)

@umbraborealis.bsky.social

Mood but with Gamzee. You literally can't bring that clown up (or Kurloz) and have people implode even WITH the new purples from Hiveswap existing and adding more depth to them as a bloodcaste which puts Gamzee into perspective. It's why I made my own space as well.

September 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM Everybody can reply

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🔞Li'l Dogie

@minashigoushi.bsky.social

My illustrated, part-comic #makaracest fanfic for #droneseason 2025!

It's dark Kurloz/Gamzee, so mind the tags! :o)
#noncon #gamzeemakara #kurlozmakara #kurgam

September 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM Everybody can reply

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thevoraciousvoid.bsky.social

@thevoraciousvoid.bsky.social

The result of an art trade with @alluringapex.bsky.social

Please give it all your money.

Concept: Gender euphoria from your status as pred or prey! The MtF (Male to Food) pipeline is real. In this case, that pipeline is Kurloz's throat!

#vore #homesmut #malepred #femaleprey #m/fvore #transprey

Kurloz Makara laying atop his gargantuan prey stuffed gut as it rips open his skeleton themed body suit. He's proudly poking at it with one hand on his fist as his glowing purple eyes suggest he's communicating telepathically. An internal shot on his big grey dome of a gut shows June Egbert (Transfem John), Dove Strider (Transfem Dave), and Lara English (Transfem Jake) enjoying themselves in his gut as a horned skull from a previous meal floats in his acids. A thin line of drool is leaking out from between Kurloz's mouth stitches.

The dialogue reads:
Kurloz: GOTTA ADMIT I WAS
EXPECTING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
TO PUT UP MORE OF A FIGHT
ON YOUR WAY DOWN
Kurloz: WHAT A LOTTA OF
SISTERS DONT REALIZE IS
THAT THESE STITCHES AINT
HERE TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT
THEYRE TO KEEP YOU TRAPPED
ONCE YOURE SWALLOWED DOWN
Kurloz: BUT YOU DONT SEEM
TO MIND BEING PACKED AWAY
IN MY ACID TRACT~
Kurloz: JUST AS A LITTLE
SOUL SEARCHING HAD YOU
REALIZE YOU WERE SISTERS
AND NOT BROTHERS YOU GOT
YOUR UNDERSTANDING ON THAT
YOUR JUST FOOD FOR THE
FAITHFUL LIKE ME~
Kurloz : WONDER IF THE REST
OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE AS
EAGER ONCE YOURE ALL MELTED
DOWN~
June: hehehehe
Dove: nice
Lara: Absolutely smashing!

September 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM Everybody can reply

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thevoraciousvoid.bsky.social

@thevoraciousvoid.bsky.social

Kurloz: LOOK INTO MY EYES
Kurloz: FOLLOW ME INTO THE WOODS
Kurloz: REST ASSURED
Kurloz: THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY

#vore #voreedits #homesmut #malepred #m/?vore

COMMISSIONS OPEN

September 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM Everybody can reply

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Goosey 🔞

@lemonlulu.bsky.social

H’okay…

So basically. gosh where do I even start. i go off of everything canon set up. He used to believe in magic, you know, the stuff aranea said. Someone (presumably kurloz, which is what im going with) talked him out of it. He lost his faith.

He died. Spent countless sweeps with these people

September 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM Everybody can reply

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xander

@xxbloodypainxx.bsky.social

kurloz if he was fucking around

October 17, 2024 at 7:52 PM Everybody can reply

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—— 𝓒𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐔𝐒✧˖°.

@c-igarettes.bsky.social

" Consider yourself lucky to be shown a masterpiece like this . Not just anyday you get to witness a human made movie like this one . Heh . But had to treat you to something special ~ "

He seated himself right besides Kurloz . RIGHT besides him . ++

April 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM Everybody can reply

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𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗹𝗼𝘇

@chucklevoodoo.bsky.social

How was he this delusional? Did he not get the obvious hints or was he blatantly ignoring them? It was times like this that Kurloz regretted sewing his own mouth shut.

He stuck his leg out, tripping the other only to catch him in his arms. With his free hand, he signed "no" with a smile.

—— 𝓒𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐔𝐒✧˖°. @c-igarettes.bsky.social · Apr 26

Ah , a thought popped into the seadweller's mind , pulling his arm back , he'd rub his chin in contemplation .

He understood . Kurloz was shy .

The delusion caused a sharp-tooth grin to etch across his face, his ego inflating .

" I'll let you think about it . "

𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗹𝗼𝘇 @chucklevoodoo.bsky.social · Apr 26

Should he elbow him? Use his voodoos? No, both would be too drastic. Instead, he grabbed Cronus's hand and lifted it, ducking under the violet blood's arm to get out of the more than awkward embrace.

April 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM Everybody can reply

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Dutch Strider (Umbra)

@umbraborealis.bsky.social

So I may have.... neglected a headmate/fragment.... thing because I was scared of people in my life at the time responding fed up with my self discovery.

I may have... a Kurloz headmate.

Ay caramba.

July 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM Everybody can reply

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Dutch Strider (Umbra)

@umbraborealis.bsky.social

Your pfp is your therapist.

ODDLY TOPICAL FOR TODAY TBH.

Idk I trust Kurloz

July 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM Everybody can reply

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𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.

@mccoolest.bsky.social

spooky❥

spooky likes pyro and kurloz

August 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM Everybody can reply

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the horloz guy

@merrimentcirice.bsky.social

kurloz biting people when his stitches are out

November 22, 2024 at 8:25 PM Everybody can reply

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Medorii

@cannoninflection.bsky.social

Welp thats what happens when leave freewill on and your are to busy making kankri write. so kurloz and cronus have fucked on the second day in the frat house. #Homestuck

January 31, 2024 at 9:17 AM Everybody can reply

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MEULIN LEIJON!

@arsenic-catclaws.bsky.social

I've grown a mouth so sharp and cruel, it's all I can give you my dear!

🐾 Literate Meulin Leijon, Homestuck.
🐾 N/SFW, MDNI, 18+ Only.
🐾 Multiversal / Multiships with Kurloz or Chem.
🐾Dark themes and language present.
🐾Scribbled by Shiloh/G.

April 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM Everybody can reply

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viz the Unhinged

@vizdiz.blueskaia.net

the ones who aren't are
kankri (just annoying)
horuss (just weird)
kurloz (he has his own issues tho)
meulin
latula
mituna

porrim sadly was implied to hit on kanaya, if my memory is right but idk for sure

May 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM Everybody can reply

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M. Alasdair

@malasdair.neocities.org

kurloz and aranea clear

September 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM Everybody can reply

Alluring Apex

@alluringapex.bsky.social

My trade with @thevoraciousvoid.bsky.social! Kurloz and some trans femme Homestucks exploring what causes gender euphoria.

Also on patreon and Substar!
www.patreon.com/posts/138948...
subscribestar.adult/posts/2065616

An image of Kurloz Homestuck with a huge stomach, in a cut-away we see three girls who look overjoyed. There's a text box reading:
Kurloz: GOTTA ADMIT I WAS EXPECTING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO PUT UP MORE OF A FIGHT ON YOUR WAY DOWN
Kurloz: WHAT A LOTTA OF SISTERS DONT REALIZE IS THAT THESE STITCHES AINT HERE TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT THEYRE TO KEEP YOU TRAPPED ONCE YOURE SWALLOWED DOWN
Kurloz: BUT YOU DONT SEEM TO MIND BEING PACKED AWAY IN MY ACID TRACT~
Kurloz: JUST AS A LITTLE SOUL SEARCHING HAD YOU REALIZE YOU WERE SISTERS AND NOT BROTHERS YOU GOT YOUR UNDERSTANDING ON THAT YOUR JUST FOOD FOR THE FAITHFUL LIKE ME~
Kurloz: WONDER IF THE REST OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE AS EAGER ONCE YOURE ALL MELTED DOWN~
June, Dove, and Lara (John, Dave, and Jake's femme names) are all a titter at being melted into girl sludge

September 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM Everybody can reply

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five w0rms in a trenchcoat

@n00kw0rms.bsky.social

yeah!!!
heart players gotta stick together
plus bro & meulin have some similarities?

heart players, long history w/ chucklevoodoos (lil cal & kurloz), never speaks vs can't hear, terminally online freaks, detached voyeurism re: other people's lives, Meddling, affinity for smut (hence the pic), etc

October 20, 2024 at 3:44 AM Everybody can reply

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eridan🦈

@camisad0.bsky.social

my cat REALLY liked my kurloz cosplay for some reason ToT
#homestuck

January 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM Everybody can reply

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