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hofftroll.bsky.social
hofftroll.bsky.social
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"Sometimes the family you've known or heard about, are complete strangers from another time...Including yourself."

#homestuck #homestuckfanart #kurlozmakara #gamzeemakara #beforusgamzee #halloween #halloweenart #vhsart #honk #kurloz #grandhighblood #blandhighblood #dancestors
November 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM Everybody can reply
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beadickel.bsky.social
palhaço celebration
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será que vo de kurloz makara ou de palhaço crypto
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM Everybody can reply
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toxicgrubsauce.bsky.social
Toxic Sauce 🔞
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Picked up a Nietzsche title from a used book store today. Once again thinking about Kurloz and Dirk, and also Swiss and that mysterious new TC too for no particular reason.
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM Everybody can reply
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umbraborealis.bsky.social
Dutch Strider (Umbra)
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Headmate prefixes:

Host - Umbra
🎪- Kurloz (he/him)
❤️- Calyso (he/they)
🐴- Dirk (he/him)
🏹- Equius (he/they/she, but prefers they/them)
🃏- Gamzee (they/them)

No emoji = host is talking.
October 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM Everybody can reply
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toxicgrubsauce.bsky.social
Toxic Sauce 🔞
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Up at 3am thinking about GHB and how much stuff hints at a very Dionysian sort of view about the Messiahs, and what that means for Kurloz as a Prince of Rage on Beforus.
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 AM Everybody can reply
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reinpaladin.bsky.social
REIN
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ok so here me out, beforus ancestor #gamkar. influences Kurloz and Meulins relationship. imagine kurloz seeing images of Imposter looking like meulin and thinking "well it worked then" not realizing they werent really olive blooded in the past THINK ABOUT IT #homestuck #beforus
October 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM Everybody can reply
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bizaskn.bsky.social
Eldr porque soy viej lo pillas
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Eridan ;_;
Gamzee - The Bland Highblood On Beforus, clowns weren't invented yet, so most of the purple bloods were mimes, and delighted the other classes with their mute street performances. They considered it a sacred duty as members of the highest land dwelling class to entertain their lessers and bring joy to their lives. Kurloz resisted the tradition of swearing a vow of silence to honor this solemn duty, but terrible events conspired to finally make him honor it by sewing his mouth shut and becoming a freaky juggalo. The Highblood is an unusual designation because it's the only one that isn't 8 letters, it's 9. But that's because it isn't actually a formal title, more like a nickname that is commonly used. His title is Mummerer, which is just an old fashioned sort of mime. But this raises the question, did the Grand Highblood have such a title? Which of course he did, it was Murderer. But this was rarely used when describing him, because it was considered too... on the nose :o) ... Ok but seriously, it was sometimes, but got lost in the sauce due to what is referred to in clowny nomenclature as the "Abbott and Costello Effect" named after two confusing Earth clowns. Their humorous dialogue confuses words and names, like "Who's on first" means either asking who is on first, or stating a guy named Who is on first, so stupid shit like this would happen with purple bloods all the time, and people often thought "Murderer" was a literal descriptor, not a title. Also the Mummerer's name was Marcmarc, after the famous mime Marcel Marceau, which wasn't that confusing so people remembered his name. But the Grand Highblood's full title and name was Murderer Honkhonk, which REALLY tripped the Abbott and Costello effect, because any time a bunch of clowns get together, all they do is honk, so nobody can tell if they're talking about the Highblood. This led to a lot of stupid situations, and he has had literally thousands of people killed over such buffoonery involving his name. Eridan - Zoologer Coolscar Widely recognized as the kindest and most wonderful troll of this group. Dedicates life to rescuing stray, childless lusus, or ones which have been injured or are unfit for parenting in some way. There really isn't much else to say about Coolscar except they are hands down, the best character in Homestuck, bar none.
October 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM Everybody can reply
toxicgrubsauce.bsky.social
Toxic Sauce 🔞
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Actually Kurloz/GHBpilled in this house I'm going to go insane about this knowledge.
October 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM Everybody can reply
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libetsdelae.bsky.social
LibetsDelae 🧿
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Gamzee - The Mummerer
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OKAY the design itself is fine but the fucking LORE BLURB. THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD's ANCESTOR NAME WAS MURDERER HONKHONK. EXCUSE ME???? I'll be so real with you guys this changes everything. I am going to wake up in the middle of the night in cold sweat over these.
Beforus Ancestor Gamzee Makara Gamzee - The Bland Highblood On Beforus, clowns weren't invented yet, so most of the purple bloods were mimes, and delighted the other classes with their mute street performances. They considered it a sacred duty as members of the highest land dwelling class to entertain their lessers and bring joy to their lives. Kurloz resisted the tradition of swearing a vow of silence to honor this solemn duty, but terrible events conspired to finally make him honor it by sewing his mouth shut and becoming a freaky juggalo. The Highblood is an unusual designation because it's the only one that isn't 8 letters, it's 9. But that's because it isn't actually a formal title, more like a nickname that is commonly used. His title is Mummerer, which is just an old fashioned sort of mime. But this raises the question, did the Grand Highblood have such a title? Which of course he did, it was Murderer. But this was rarely used when describing him, because it was considered too... on the nose :o) ... Ok but seriously, it was sometimes, but got lost in the sauce due to what is referred to in clowny nomenclature as the "Abbott and Costello Effect" named after two confusing Earth clowns. Their humorous dialogue confuses words and names, like "Who's on first" means either asking who is on first, or stating a guy named Who is on first, so stupid shit like this would happen with purple bloods all the time, and people often thought "Murderer" was a literal descriptor, not a title. Also the Mummerer's name was Marcmarc, after the famous mime Marcel Marceau, which wasn't that confusing so people remembered his name. But the Grand Highblood's full title and name was Murderer Honkhonk, which REALLY tripped the Abbott and Costello effect, because any time a bunch of clowns get together, all they do is honk, so nobody can tell if they're talking about the Highblood. This led to a lot of stupid situations, and he has had literally thousands of people killed over such buffoonery involving his name.
October 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM Everybody can reply
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greaserparty.bsky.social
Carlos/Greed
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My Cronus x my friends Kurloz, so some #KurCro for KurCro fans #Homestuck #CronusAmpora #KurlozMakara
October 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM Everybody can reply
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mythsoil.bsky.social
mythsoil
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Homestuck Inktober Day 13 #homestuck #inktober #grandhighblood #thesufferer #thesignless #kankri #kurloz #ghbsign but its onesided
October 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM Everybody can reply
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citrusfields.bsky.social
(.𓁺‿𓁺)𓎓 8th Yuzubaranniversary
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WAIT i was like... what does that purple shirt remind me of......... purplebloods... kurloz makara
oh god they even have the zodiac signs
October 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM Everybody can reply
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vic-el-puerco.bsky.social
Vicvi
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Of course! He hurts Mituna's feelings after all, Cronus knows Mituna has that insecurity (thinking Latula is too cool for him) so he attacks there.

That's why Latula and Kurloz watch him. Mituna can beat him? Yeah. Cronus attacks when he is vulnerable (like w Eridan)? True as well!
October 10, 2025 at 9:38 AM Everybody can reply
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lemonlulu.bsky.social
Goosey 🔞
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Cronus IS evil tho. Hes the kind of guy who would watch fight club and make it his entire personality. To the gallows with him!!!

(he’s just insecure and annoying and has few moral values or boundaries, not evil lol. they dancestors are all stupid dweebs, honestly DAMARA and Kurloz r scary tho)
October 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM Everybody can reply
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faengelic.bsky.social
🔞Chii ᢉ𐭩 Alastor's Pet౨ৎ ✖️🍒🖤
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WAAA i love Gamzee!!!! and Kurloz... ;w; waa I cosplayed nepeta!!!! I made a REALLY good nepeta hat once upon a time!! idk if i still have it but.. hehe
October 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM Everybody can reply
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vic-el-puerco.bsky.social
Vicvi
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24 - We dont know if Gamzee is evil

He was calmer while drugged for sure, but we still are not explicitly told if he was violent and evil because of the voodoos itself or because he was already evil before.

We do know Kurloz is evil, a devil (really manipulative) in disguise.
October 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM Everybody can reply
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toxicgrubsauce.bsky.social
Toxic Sauce 🔞
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Real talk the worst part about trying to write any non-Homestuck au for Kurloz is trying to decide if I should go with what we as viewers see (mysterious mime who uses asl and psychic powers to communicate) or what we as viewers are told (before becoming mute Kurloz was an absolute yapper).
October 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM Everybody can reply
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lemonlulu.bsky.social
Goosey 🔞
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I just realized that the only thing I've been writing since February is eridan torture porn.

I seriously need to torture cronus more oh my god. i should write him with kurloz, that pairing is so inherently erotic to me lmao. Hes scared of the guy and also!! Kurloz has mind control. Like!!!?
October 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM Everybody can reply
sockpawbshotas.bsky.social
Socks🔞🍯🧸
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So horny for my husbands lately. Flins especially but like also Sethos, Sampo, Scar, Boothill, Shinsou hell even Gamzee and Kurloz. I have so many husbands. I gotta fuck em all. I'll make a new list of my main husbands eventually.
October 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM Everybody can reply
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lukacabra.bsky.social
Azazel
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Sorry you’re feeling like that Milly. We definitely understand though. That sort of feeling is I think is in part what influenced our Kurloz alter who does make us nonverbal when he fronts…
October 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM Everybody can reply
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minitiken.bsky.social
loo
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I wanna do a gamzee cosplay but my bf would kill it much better than I would ever (he won't) (maybe we could do kurloz and meulin maybe that's easier)
October 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM Everybody can reply
gardenhosecommie.bsky.social
gardenhosecommunist 🔞
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art ideas:

kurloz <> mituna rails w pails
karkat pup
finish davekat comic
rosemary erotic vampirism
October 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM Everybody can reply
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sickandpretty.bsky.social
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Day 3 but it's 1 am and I'm rlly late and this isn't done #homesmut #homestuck #kankrivantas #kankri #meulin #kurloz #kurkri #meukri
October 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM Everybody can reply
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freekimiliu.bsky.social
Miliu Has No Name
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archiveofourown.org/works/707459...

Ch 3 of Agoraphobia, a post Canon fic, is up. The Grand Highblood be like

#homestuck #au #fantroll #kurloz #postcanon #oc
October 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM Everybody can reply
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