Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour. #MurphysLaw
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour. #MurphysLaw
The amount of clean linen available is inversely proportional to your immediate needs. #MurphysLaw
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 AM
The amount of clean linen available is inversely proportional to your immediate needs. #MurphysLaw
A man in the house is worth two in the street. #MurphysLaw
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
A man in the house is worth two in the street. #MurphysLaw
Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way. #MurphysLaw
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way. #MurphysLaw
At least one mobile phone will ring during a rehearsal or concert. The conductor had explicitly given a speech about turning them off the day before. #MurphysLaw
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
At least one mobile phone will ring during a rehearsal or concert. The conductor had explicitly given a speech about turning them off the day before. #MurphysLaw
If the instructor is late and does not meet the principal, the instructor is late to the faculty meeting. #MurphysLaw
February 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
If the instructor is late and does not meet the principal, the instructor is late to the faculty meeting. #MurphysLaw
You're best friend stop being you're best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her. #MurphysLaw
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
You're best friend stop being you're best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her. #MurphysLaw
Never refer to someone in respiratory distress as a "Smurf". #MurphysLaw
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Never refer to someone in respiratory distress as a "Smurf". #MurphysLaw
The fabric you forgot to pre-shrink will always shrink the most. #MurphysLaw
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 AM
The fabric you forgot to pre-shrink will always shrink the most. #MurphysLaw
No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year. #MurphysLaw
February 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year. #MurphysLaw
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. #MurphysLaw
February 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. #MurphysLaw
The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They punch, kick and choke harder too. #MurphysLaw
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They punch, kick and choke harder too. #MurphysLaw
The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning. #MurphysLaw
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning. #MurphysLaw
If your CAS list is on your computer it will never give it up without a knock down, drag out, USB fight. #MurphysLaw
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
If your CAS list is on your computer it will never give it up without a knock down, drag out, USB fight. #MurphysLaw
The percussion section always sounds loudest where the judges are sitting. It cannot be heard from the podium. #MurphysLaw
February 7, 2026 at 11:45 AM
The percussion section always sounds loudest where the judges are sitting. It cannot be heard from the podium. #MurphysLaw
A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor. #MurphysLaw
February 7, 2026 at 6:30 AM
A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor. #MurphysLaw
Or else they're trying to suck you into a serious ambush! #MurphysLaw
February 7, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Or else they're trying to suck you into a serious ambush! #MurphysLaw
Osauma Ben Lauden has never seen the movie, "The Wild Bunch." #MurphysLaw
February 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Osauma Ben Lauden has never seen the movie, "The Wild Bunch." #MurphysLaw
When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk and there's not a cop in sight. #MurphysLaw
February 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk and there's not a cop in sight. #MurphysLaw
Employers are either all the things you'd hate in a co-worker or start looking for another job. #MurphysLaw
February 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Employers are either all the things you'd hate in a co-worker or start looking for another job. #MurphysLaw
If you keep anything long enough you can throw it away. If you throw anything away, you will need it the next day. #MurphysLaw
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
If you keep anything long enough you can throw it away. If you throw anything away, you will need it the next day. #MurphysLaw
The frequency of mailing performed by a person varies in inverse proportion to the amount of work at hand. #MurphysLaw
February 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
The frequency of mailing performed by a person varies in inverse proportion to the amount of work at hand. #MurphysLaw
The magnitude of the goof is in direct proportion to the cost of the fabric. #MurphysLaw
February 6, 2026 at 12:00 PM
The magnitude of the goof is in direct proportion to the cost of the fabric. #MurphysLaw
Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Fire Control Officer is watching. #MurphysLaw
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Fire Control Officer is watching. #MurphysLaw
It's you're first night shift for three years. And it's a full moon. #MurphysLaw
February 6, 2026 at 10:30 AM
It's you're first night shift for three years. And it's a full moon. #MurphysLaw