December 5, 2025 at 10:21 AM
He said he was into serverless architecture.
She slapped him and yelled "a cloudflare outage is not serverless!"
#nerdromancewithpits
She slapped him and yelled "a cloudflare outage is not serverless!"
#nerdromancewithpits
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
He said he was into serverless architecture.
She slapped him and yelled "a cloudflare outage is not serverless!"
#nerdromancewithpits
She slapped him and yelled "a cloudflare outage is not serverless!"
#nerdromancewithpits
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "nerdromancewithpits" (446×)
2. "fucking" (280×)
3. "happy" (87×)
4. "computer" (77×)
5. "heretics" (68×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
1. "nerdromancewithpits" (446×)
2. "fucking" (280×)
3. "happy" (87×)
4. "computer" (77×)
5. "heretics" (68×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
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December 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "nerdromancewithpits" (446×)
2. "fucking" (280×)
3. "happy" (87×)
4. "computer" (77×)
5. "heretics" (68×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
1. "nerdromancewithpits" (446×)
2. "fucking" (280×)
3. "happy" (87×)
4. "computer" (77×)
5. "heretics" (68×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
She saw how tast he was able to touch type and asked him if he could do the same in bed with her.
He only knew to touch type after years of nerding on a computer and none in bed.
#nerdromancewithpits
He only knew to touch type after years of nerding on a computer and none in bed.
#nerdromancewithpits
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 AM
She saw how tast he was able to touch type and asked him if he could do the same in bed with her.
He only knew to touch type after years of nerding on a computer and none in bed.
#nerdromancewithpits
He only knew to touch type after years of nerding on a computer and none in bed.
#nerdromancewithpits
He said to her "baby you are such a good listener."
Then asked her where she was, but ChatGPT and "sexy butterfly69" went offline.
#nerdromancewithpits
Then asked her where she was, but ChatGPT and "sexy butterfly69" went offline.
#nerdromancewithpits
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
He said to her "baby you are such a good listener."
Then asked her where she was, but ChatGPT and "sexy butterfly69" went offline.
#nerdromancewithpits
Then asked her where she was, but ChatGPT and "sexy butterfly69" went offline.
#nerdromancewithpits
She said that he had to be honest with her.
He said that he thought that she was a deep fake.
#nerdromancewithpits
He said that he thought that she was a deep fake.
#nerdromancewithpits
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
She said that he had to be honest with her.
He said that he thought that she was a deep fake.
#nerdromancewithpits
He said that he thought that she was a deep fake.
#nerdromancewithpits
She flirted with him and asked if he would netflix and chill.
Hd said he would be cool to torrent stuff instead.
#nerdromancewithpits
Hd said he would be cool to torrent stuff instead.
#nerdromancewithpits
a pirate ship with a skull and crossbones on the sails and the words the pirate bay below it .
ALT: a pirate ship with a skull and crossbones on the sails and the words the pirate bay below it .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
She flirted with him and asked if he would netflix and chill.
Hd said he would be cool to torrent stuff instead.
#nerdromancewithpits
Hd said he would be cool to torrent stuff instead.
#nerdromancewithpits
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
She asked him if he was ok with an open source relationship.
He coded freely and she networked with other nerds.
#nerdromancewithpits
He coded freely and she networked with other nerds.
#nerdromancewithpits
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
She asked him if he was ok with an open source relationship.
He coded freely and she networked with other nerds.
#nerdromancewithpits
He coded freely and she networked with other nerds.
#nerdromancewithpits
She thought that should she try this vibrator coding craze.
All she managed to write was two functions: "oh god" and "fuck im cumming"
#nerdromancewithpits
All she managed to write was two functions: "oh god" and "fuck im cumming"
#nerdromancewithpits
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
She thought that should she try this vibrator coding craze.
All she managed to write was two functions: "oh god" and "fuck im cumming"
#nerdromancewithpits
All she managed to write was two functions: "oh god" and "fuck im cumming"
#nerdromancewithpits
She said that she could be anything that he could imagine.
He updated the prompt to uWu e girl.
#nerdromancewithpits
He updated the prompt to uWu e girl.
#nerdromancewithpits
a woman with cat ears and the word uwu
ALT: a woman with cat ears and the word uwu
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
She said that she could be anything that he could imagine.
He updated the prompt to uWu e girl.
#nerdromancewithpits
He updated the prompt to uWu e girl.
#nerdromancewithpits
She said that she would liked to cosplay as a printer.
He was confused.
She explained "because its always fucked."
#nerdromancewithpits
He was confused.
She explained "because its always fucked."
#nerdromancewithpits
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 AM
She said that she would liked to cosplay as a printer.
He was confused.
She explained "because its always fucked."
#nerdromancewithpits
He was confused.
She explained "because its always fucked."
#nerdromancewithpits
She said to him "imagine me giving sloppy head to you." So he typed it into Grok and got a graphic image of Elon Musk giving the best headjob to him. #nerdromancewithpits #groksex
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November 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
She said to him "imagine me giving sloppy head to you." So he typed it into Grok and got a graphic image of Elon Musk giving the best headjob to him. #nerdromancewithpits #groksex
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November 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
She said to him "imagine me giving sloppy head to you."
So he typed it into Grok and got a graphic image of Elon Musk giving the best headjob to him.
#nerdromancewithpits #groksex
So he typed it into Grok and got a graphic image of Elon Musk giving the best headjob to him.
#nerdromancewithpits #groksex
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
She said to him "imagine me giving sloppy head to you."
So he typed it into Grok and got a graphic image of Elon Musk giving the best headjob to him.
#nerdromancewithpits #groksex
So he typed it into Grok and got a graphic image of Elon Musk giving the best headjob to him.
#nerdromancewithpits #groksex
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
She said that she was looking for a new experience.
He installed Linux on her computer.
Arch linux.
#nerdromancewithpits
He installed Linux on her computer.
Arch linux.
#nerdromancewithpits
a man wearing a hat with the words i use arch btw on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing a hat with the words i use arch btw on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
She said that she was looking for a new experience.
He installed Linux on her computer.
Arch linux.
#nerdromancewithpits
He installed Linux on her computer.
Arch linux.
#nerdromancewithpits
She said that she was a BDSM mistress.
He said that he was a botmaster.
Guess who got backdoored.
#nerdromancewithpits
He said that he was a botmaster.
Guess who got backdoored.
#nerdromancewithpits
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
She said that she was a BDSM mistress.
He said that he was a botmaster.
Guess who got backdoored.
#nerdromancewithpits
He said that he was a botmaster.
Guess who got backdoored.
#nerdromancewithpits
She asked him with a flirty smile if he had uptime longer than a diesel generator for a datacentre.
Turns out it was that of a small personal computer UPS.
#nerdromancewithpits
Turns out it was that of a small personal computer UPS.
#nerdromancewithpits
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
She asked him with a flirty smile if he had uptime longer than a diesel generator for a datacentre.
Turns out it was that of a small personal computer UPS.
#nerdromancewithpits
Turns out it was that of a small personal computer UPS.
#nerdromancewithpits
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
She asked him if she had just given him best blowjob he ever had.
Grok said that Elon Musk is the best of all time.
#nerdromancewithpits
Grok said that Elon Musk is the best of all time.
#nerdromancewithpits
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
She asked him if she had just given him best blowjob he ever had.
Grok said that Elon Musk is the best of all time.
#nerdromancewithpits
Grok said that Elon Musk is the best of all time.
#nerdromancewithpits
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
She wanted to try BDSM.
So, he took on the role as a master undecided to call his female siblings "Alexa," as his Amaxon device always did everything he asked for.
#nerdromancewithpits
So, he took on the role as a master undecided to call his female siblings "Alexa," as his Amaxon device always did everything he asked for.
#nerdromancewithpits
a small black amazon device is sitting on a blue surface
ALT: a small black amazon device is sitting on a blue surface
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
She wanted to try BDSM.
So, he took on the role as a master undecided to call his female siblings "Alexa," as his Amaxon device always did everything he asked for.
#nerdromancewithpits
So, he took on the role as a master undecided to call his female siblings "Alexa," as his Amaxon device always did everything he asked for.
#nerdromancewithpits