Pits
@pits666.bsky.social
Strayan based nub doing computer stuff, shitposter, MMA/Judo/Karate, raging against the printers, author of critically panned nerd romance novels and stuff.
Check out #nerdromancewithpits
Check out #nerdromancewithpits
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Had to buy a new laptop backpack as the old one had zips that busted....
February 16, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Had to buy a new laptop backpack as the old one had zips that busted....
Saw someone selling some "DTF" printers and was confused.
February 16, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Saw someone selling some "DTF" printers and was confused.
February 14, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Fucking WLAN and firewalls.
February 14, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Fucking WLAN and firewalls.
I've put weight on... guess I need to go cold Turkey with chocolates and more sweat.
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February 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I've put weight on... guess I need to go cold Turkey with chocolates and more sweat.
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Enforcing piracy policy earned helpdesk worker death threats
Enforcing piracy policy earned helpdesk worker death threats
Years later, he read about his antagonist doing time for murder
On Call Welcome to another installment of On Call, The Register's weekly reader-contributed column that tells your tech support tales.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Enforcing piracy policy earned helpdesk worker death threats
My manager is currently like this..
February 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
My manager is currently like this..
She asked him if he wanted to come over to netflix and chill.
When netflix didn't work, he went to fix her network and was on the phone to the internet company for hours.
#nerdromancewithpits
When netflix didn't work, he went to fix her network and was on the phone to the internet company for hours.
#nerdromancewithpits
February 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
She asked him if he wanted to come over to netflix and chill.
When netflix didn't work, he went to fix her network and was on the phone to the internet company for hours.
#nerdromancewithpits
When netflix didn't work, he went to fix her network and was on the phone to the internet company for hours.
#nerdromancewithpits
He was talking to his AI sexbot and it inserted an ad about cheetos into the chat.
#nerdromancewithpits
#nerdromancewithpits
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February 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
He was talking to his AI sexbot and it inserted an ad about cheetos into the chat.
#nerdromancewithpits
#nerdromancewithpits
The remarkable windows app and tablet are complete shit.
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The remarkable windows app and tablet are complete shit.
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Judo time!
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February 11, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Judo time!
A zero day for each day of the week.
Today is Microsoft's February 2026 Patch Tuesday with security updates for 58 flaws, including 6 actively exploited and three publicly disclosed zero-day vulnerabilities.
Microsoft February 2026 Patch Tuesday fixes 6 zero-days, 58 flaws
Today is Microsoft's February 2026 Patch Tuesday with security updates for 58 flaws, including 6 actively exploited and three publicly disclosed zero-day vulnerabilities.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
A zero day for each day of the week.
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A fake 7-Zip website is distributing a trojanized installer of the popular archiving tool that turns the user's computer into a residential proxy node.
Malicious 7-Zip site distributes installer laced with proxy tool
A fake 7-Zip website is distributing a trojanized installer of the popular archiving tool that turns the user's computer into a residential proxy node.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
A fake 7-Zip website is distributing a trojanized installer of the popular archiving tool that turns the user's computer into a residential proxy node.
February 10, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Microsoft is drunk, windows 11 26h1?!?!
February 10, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Microsoft is drunk, windows 11 26h1?!?!
She asked him what they are going to do for valentine's day.
He said backdooring.
#nerdromancewithpits
He said backdooring.
#nerdromancewithpits
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February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
She asked him what they are going to do for valentine's day.
He said backdooring.
#nerdromancewithpits
He said backdooring.
#nerdromancewithpits
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Yo, do you play Pokemon GO?
Add me for free stuff, or something.
Add me for free stuff, or something.
July 17, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Yo, do you play Pokemon GO?
Add me for free stuff, or something.
Add me for free stuff, or something.
Wow, new staff members today and they have not been on boarded or did their letter of offers.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
February 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Wow, new staff members today and they have not been on boarded or did their letter of offers.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
February 9, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Did the Pitsberg stealers win the superball?
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February 9, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Did the Pitsberg stealers win the superball?
Starting to see openclaw scams.
February 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Starting to see openclaw scams.
I miss attack on titan.
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February 8, 2026 at 7:33 AM
I miss attack on titan.