#NeverSkeet
As it turns out, gravity violates the constitutional right to travel. #NeverSkeet
I was told there would be no metaphors
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#Neverskeet
Drops
Bleets
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August 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I will never call them skeets.

I may call them posts.

I will likely call them tweets.

Just like facial tissue is Kleenex, short form social media like this is a tweet.

#SorryNotSorry #NeverSkeet
October 23, 2024 at 10:21 PM
September 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Your bigger problem is that the tweet was already used, several hours ago, as a basis for granting a TRO against them 😀 #NeverSkeet
January 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Anyhow now I feel like a cop. #NeverSkeet
December 14, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Alas I have tweeted. #NeverTweet #NeverSkeet
June 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Can you use it in a sentence? Heyoooo! #sorry #NeverSkeet
January 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Mawhahaha, skeet sounds like what you leave in a toilet when you’ve blown it up. #Neverskeet
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November 22, 2024 at 8:15 PM
As someone who attended law *just outside Boston* I feel excluded. (I am so so so sorry. #NeverSkeet)
April 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM