If SNL were smart they’d update this circa 2013 skit for President von Shitzhispants and the Oval Office debacle that happened last week when they suddenly forced the press to leave.

Just switch tennis with golf and you’re set 💁‍♀️

He obviously wasn’t wearing #OopsICrappedMyPants

Re: «Over 6,000 truck drivers have been pulled from the road for failing» mR. OopsICrappedMyPants «demand they be proficient in English» @SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-6p8E3nZ6/z3Yb9z

(1/2) Simply put;

Why -?

He CLEARLY isn't 🙄

#Diaperdonnie #oopsicrappedmypants

Re: Mr OopsICrappedMyPants «Complains Biden Let Thunderstorms Into the U.S.» @SmartNews: is.gd/H5g3I8

(1/2) So much for all these #MAGAt's claiming their #fALSElORDaNDsAVIOR were living "Rent free" in our heads ... while it seems @JoeBiden has taken up permanent residence in 🤡-faces.

{ ... }

(3/3) Even still;

At least Bruce (despite how there's things I disagree with him on) is still MIGHTY fμ¢kāblê 🤭

Mr. OopsICrappedMyPants is a HARD pass 🤮

(2/3) These days, all I really require to like, or want to get to know someone is;

1️⃣ "Are you a supporter of Mr. OopsICrappedMyPants -?"

Or

2️⃣ "How much do you love that marvelous, exceptionally talented and ALWAYS insightful kween, @RandyRainbow 🏳️‍🌈 -?"

{ ... }

Is he dead yet? #pleasegoddess #oopsicrappedmypants

What a catastrophic imbecile -!

Q: You know what would truly be "a beautiful thing" -?

A: To live in a World without 🤡-face and hIS trashy, degenerate, decrepit BROOD and those foolish enough to follow mR. OopsICrappedMyPants -!

Pretty soon ...

Full post here: bit.ly/4j37GhJ

I had no idea iOS notifications could play a custom sound until Carcassone made my phone shout "it's your turn now" #oopsicrappedmypants